I would like us to go to Middlesbrough and score a 92nd minute winner and we also win the championship
Preston take an early lead against Burnley. Barton gets sent off. Preston soon get a second goal, then a third just before half time. Soon into the second half Preston get a fourth, and the game finishes 4 - 0 to Preston.
Brighton take and early lead against Charlton, and soon get the second. Brighton win 4 - 0.
Middlesbrough lose 1 - 0 against Preston
Middlesbrough lose 1 - 0 against Birmingham
Brighton take an early lead against Derby, and soon get the second. Brighton win 4 - 0 and are promoted to the PL.
Burnley lose 1 - 0 to QPR, and Brighton are declared Champions.
I get too drunk to know what happens next.
I apologise that my suggestion isn't funny like all those before it, but it is stress free.
I didMiddlesbrough lose 1 - 0 against Preston? Did you mean Ipswich?[emoji106]