Office Etiquette

[CHAPPERS]

I was just about to print of a letter to somebody when i raelised tha the printer had been going for a good two minutes. when i asked who was printing such a ridiculous amount of stuff the same girl who was complaining about a week ago about printer use duely raised her hand and explained that she would only be 20 minutes. 20 minutes?? Dumb cow, i need to print one letter whem you could quite easily print of one copy of your shit and go and use the photocopier for the rest and lets us get on with our business.

Sad thing I have just realised she could quite easily have emailed the document round to the interested parties and they could have printed it off if they found it at all interesting, which it isn't.

Sorry, felt i had to get that off my chest.

 

[tedebear]

I'm sure that the IT chap who just came to sort out our printer farted on the way out - it really reeks in here now....

YUCK !!

 

[REDLAND]

IT people do that they are a little on the sub human side

 

[Tooting Gull]

Two options

a) Go and complain about the idiot to your/her boss, explaining how she's damaging the financial prospects of the company with her ineptitude, preventing everyone else from doing their job, and ask for her written resignation immediately.

or b) Take a deep breath, patiently explain to the technologically challenged one the error of her ways, highlighting the more time-efficient ways of achieving her goal, and thereby displaying mature management people skills.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I chose option 2, then i farted.

 

[tedebear]

or b) Take a deep breath

I know you're trying to help Chappers here Tooting but that option ain't going to help me in the slightest

 

[Tooting Gull]

Very noble. And then, of course, you leave open option c), which is a quick shag in the stationery cupboard for saving her job with your selfless behaviour.

 

[Dandyman]

Very noble. And then, of course, you leave open option c), which is a quick shag in the stationery cupboard for saving her job with your selfless behaviour.

The joys of forward planning !

 

[CHAPPERS]

Very noble. And then, of course, you leave open option c), which is a quick shag in the stationery cupboard for saving her job with your selfless behaviour.

I would but she is a crazy cyber goth outside of work and has on a few occasions revealed some very 'interesting' facts about her sexual habits and now i am scared of her.

She also has an enormous arse.

 

[REDLAND]

She also has an enormous arse. [/B]

Why do they do that

 

[Dandyman]

I would but she is a crazy cyber goth outside of work and has on a few occasions revealed some very 'interesting' facts about her sexual habits

We demand some (preferably sordid and disgusting) details !

 

[Seagullible]

At least your printer works!
We've got a printer/photocopier with selective memory

 

[El Presidente]

Come on Chappers, this could save an otherwise tedious day by giving us a few snippets of her naughty habits

 

[CHAPPERS]

I shouldn't really tell you anything but the one that freaks me out the most is that her and her boyfriend go out to these crazy goth nights, her in leather trousers and corset, him just in leater pants and a gimp mask. She has nipples pierced, he has his cock pierced. Apparently while out the chain themselves together so that if he gets to far away (we're talking inches here) she can stop him (don't worry apparently nothing harmed and its all very safe).
They then normally find a girl to go home with and she and the girl go at it while the bloke sits in the corner begging them to stop (it turns her on apperntly). They don't anyway and he ends up wanking himself off.

Its all very strange.

 

[Italiaseagull]

IT people do that they are a little on the sub human side

Oi Fcuk you!

 

[El Presidente]

Painting pictures with words there Chappers

 

[crasher]

Bloody hell...now I'm scared of her too.l

And why does she share this information with co-workers? Another turn-on for him at home?

 

[CHAPPERS]

After a couple of pints of cider she can't stop talking and doesn't really care what she talks about. One of those exhibitionist types i suppose. Quite a nice girl really just a bit f***ing weird.

 

[crasher]

...and a little heavy on the printer.

 

[El Presidente]

A little heavy all over if her arse is anything to go by