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O/T Worries of being female



1. The nice men are ugly.
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>2. The handsome men are not nice.
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>3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
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>4. The handsome, nice, heterosexual men are married.
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>5. The men who are not so handsome, but nice, have no money.
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>6. The men who are not so handsome, but nice, with money, think we are
>only after their money. :)
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>7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
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>8. The handsome men, who are not so nice, and heterosexual, don't think


>we are beautiful enough.
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>9. The men who think we are beautiful
>(who are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money), are cowards.
>
>10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice,
>have some money, and are heterosexual,
>are shy & NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
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>11. The men who never make the first move,
>automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
>
>NOW...WHO IN THE HECK UNDERSTANDS MEN?
>
>Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes,
>and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
>mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
 






looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
Searching for men is like aquiring any limited resource, The good stuff goes first then your left with the crap.

This is true of men searching for women, its generally true. The more Familial of both sexes will settle down with a spouse sooner by definition of familial.
 










looney

Banned
Jul 7, 2003
15,652
BrightonBird said:
Bringing a serious edge to the thread Looney.


im only stupid when the thread is serious.

What do you call a man who truelly understands women?


A serial killer.
 






SK1NT

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2003
8,770
Thames Ditton
feeling unloved and dissapointed in males! i'll cheer u up baby! ;)
 










watsongooal

New member
Jul 7, 2003
2,556
Chislehurst
tinx said:
And that was written by a lesbian who just wants to drink from the furry cup :jester:

:lolol: :lolol: Now fcuk off and do the dinner
 


Mr Popkins

New member
Jul 8, 2003
1,458
LIVING IN SIN
Sexest joke

Q. when you Mrs comes in from the kitchen and starts nagging you , what have you done wrong?

A. Made the chain too long!
 








SK1NT

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2003
8,770
Thames Ditton
mate, im a lean mean, handsome machine! just ask yorkie Brightonbird. The only bulk i have, i need if i ever wanna reproduce ;)
 


Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
brighton b0y, you wait until I see your missus. I'm going to grass on you :lolol:
 








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