O/T Worries of being female

[Titanic]

 

[tedebear]

mate, im a lean mean, handsome machine! just ask yorkie Brightonbird. The only bulk i have, i need if i ever wanna reproduce

far too much information thanks

 

[BrightonBird]

Yeah my thread is back! Vanessa would be pleased!

 

[Dunkstar]

Vanessa Feltz?

 

[BrightonBird]

Got a problem?

 

[tedebear]

I think he's run away BB so maybe he does....

 

[Barnet Seagull]

oops.

Come now mum, it's time to get you back to the home.

Thinking you're a man indeed, whatever next!

It's no wonder they don't let you post any more.

 

[Italiaseagull]

As I've said on numerous occassions Vanessa baby

"Call me good, Call me bad, Call me anything you want to baby
But I know that you're sad, And I know I'll make you happy
With the one thing that you never had, Baby I'm your man"

 

[BrightonBird]

You were singing to me wake me up before you go go this morning.

 

[Italiaseagull]

Well I'm a very heavy sleeper.

 

[BrightonBird]

Someone gave this 5 stars (but thats not difficult today)!

 

[JEM]

"Call me good, Call me bad, Call me anything you want to baby
But I know that you're sad, And I know I'll make you happy
With the one thing that you never had, Baby I'm your man"

In retrospective, George Michael's lyrics pose a far different meaning, don't you think?

 

[Benny Seagull]

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice,
>have some money, and are heterosexual,
>are shy & NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

this one is me. i'm affraid of getting turned down and want the birds to make the first move.

 

[DTES]

Benny, if you're in the money already at your age, I wouldn't worry about it.

 

[Benny Seagull]

it says i have some money. i have 20 quid in my wallet. that counts right?

 

[WATFORD O]

Searching for men is like aquiring any limited resource, The good stuff goes first then your left with the crap.

ahhh looney, the problems of being a fag eh? Do you have a 'steady' boyfriend yet? I bet hes your top.

 

[looney]

ahhh looney, the problems of being a fag eh? Do you have a 'steady' boyfriend yet? I bet hes your top.

The only top you have is the gold top money shot that one of your bumbandit orient buddies fires in your eye Charlie Chester.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Yes 4 adequately describes my good self

smug self satisfied grin ensues

 

[Artois]

Sexest joke

Q. when you Mrs comes in from the kitchen and starts nagging you , what have you done wrong?

A. Made the chain too long!