O/T lads holiday next week, I need new 'prank ideas'.

[ees complicated no?]

So I'm off on another lads holiday next week and for the last 5 times, all the pranks / stunts we've pulled on each other are all the classics and are getting a little broing, so I'm in need of some new ideas on stuff I can do when mates are paralytic on the bed / on the floor or just drunk out of there heads in the clubs still.

I dont care if I need to buy stuff, I don't care if it's dangerous, I don't even care if it's something so bad they don't want to talk to me for the rest of the holiday.

So yes, the great people of NSC, I need your ideas!!!

 

[Titanic]

...I don't even care if it's something so bad they don't want to talk to me for the rest of the holiday.

Turn up in a full Palace kit, shorts and socks included... and insist on wearing it all week.

 

[ees complicated no?]

Turn up in a full Palace kit, shorts and socks included... and insist on wearing it all week.

The idea is for them to look like a idiot, not myself!!

 

[Wardy]

When you walk through customs at the other end, go ahead and speak quietly to one of the officers and tell them you over heard them on the plane talking about all the drugs they had brought with them

 

[Spider]

If you're heading to Thailand the best thing would be to plant some drugs in one of your friends pockets. You'll still be laughing about it when you go and visit him in prison in 50 years time.

 

[ees complicated no?]

Not going Thailand we're not really into the lady boys, and drug idea not really a good idea as some will prob having something on them.

 

[Spider]

Not going Thailand we're not really into the lady boys, and drug idea not really a good idea as some will prob having something on them.

Have you considered going on holiday to England? Might help you pick up the language!

 

[ees complicated no?]

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[cliveh27]

'Borrow' one of their mobiles and change the language to (say) Russian.

 

[Sussax]

shit on your hand then splat it in your mates face

 

[Sussax]

I dont care if I need to buy stuff, I don't care if it's dangerous, I don't even care if it's something so bad they don't want to talk to me for the rest of the holiday.

So yes, the great people of NSC, I need your ideas!!!

Buy a set of handcuff's when one of your mate's is out off it tie him down on the bed...
Buy a Balaclava and a fake knife or gun (in the place your staying because you can't travel with it ofc)
wake's up thinking he's a hostage, and/or have one of your other mates pretending to be dead with ketchup on the floor.

 

[DanSeagull]

When I recently went on a lads holiday, we Emptied my mates sun cream bottle and filled it up with mayonnaise. It was so hard not to laugh when he kept asking if anyone else could smell burgers!

 

[Falkor]

Buy a set of handcuff's when one of your mate's is out off it tie him down on the bed...
Buy a Balaclava and a fake knife or gun (in the place your staying because you can't travel with it ofc)
wake's up thinking he's a hostage, and/or have one of your other mates pretending to be dead with ketchup on the floor.

Thats amazing do this

 

[Sussax]

if your up in a high storey (sp) apartment building with a balcony or a big window looking out, have one of your mates (or you) go outside and lie on the floor with ketchup or red dye beside you, then if he wakes up from screams looks out the window... wallah, just make sure he doesn't actually kill himself with grief

 

[El Sid]

Check out "sex rodeo" - you could have a holiday league table.

 

[HOFNSKIN]

Set up a harpy chart for the week and amend the daily league table, and agree a trophy for the winner at the end of the week.

 

[Sussax]

change your name on his phone to his girlfriend, then text him that your pregnant. harsh but good.

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

'Borrow' one of their mobiles and change the language to (say) Russian.

Blimey, I'd hate to go on holiday with you, that is CRAZY! I would never talk to you EVER again!


Edit: but yeah I'd go with the fake hostage scenario. That is ace. So long as you can act half decent hopefully he'll/they'll wet themselves. They'd never live that down!

 

[Max Paper]

Buy a camera, you know one of those disposable ones. On the first night stick your mates toothbrush up your arse and take a photo, then give him the camera to take pictures throughout the holiday. Then let him get the photos developed!

 

[Del Boy]

Buy a camera, you know one of those disposable ones. On the first night stick your mates toothbrush up your arse and take a photo, then give him the camera to take pictures throughout the holiday. Then let him get the photos developed!

Something doesn't sound right here... he would have evidence of YOU playing with oral b.