just_bhafc
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Shag her best mate - they hate that!!! 
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Little Piggy
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Actually I've been getting on quite well with John's sister...
Should I?
Should I?
Safeway
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oapdodge said:If you shagged it.Just send her back a reply saying you've had your results from the hospital.Don't tell her what,leave her guessing.
Can men get pregnant?
Johns sister is THE way to go.
aftershavedave
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Juan Albion said:
exactly what i'd do
Gazwag
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She starts "Right time to talk" my understanding of talking is two people verbally exchanging words
She has the cheek at the end of saying she will be very disappointed if you don't want to stay friends - trying to keep her options open I would say so if it doesn't work out again she will come running back to you
Dump her and hit on his sister
She has the cheek at the end of saying she will be very disappointed if you don't want to stay friends - trying to keep her options open I would say so if it doesn't work out again she will come running back to you
Dump her and hit on his sister
SK1NT
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just blank her, What a bitch aint worth it. Plenty more fish in the sea. If you stay as mates, she'll have it easy, blank her, dont contact her and she'll start to wonder what your up 2!
Man of Harveys
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My considered advice to get over shit like this: go out and f*** as many women as you possibly can. You'll forget her like that *clicks fingers*.
Little Piggy
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Get this, just got another one:
"My mate got engaged on Saturday so I made the bouncers let them into Molloy’s to congratulate them. (They had to close the doors early, place was packed). Darren’s sister surprised us recently by getting engaged and then revealing the wedding was all planned for next July. Now Darren got engaged and his wedding was actually booked before Jenny’s, he’s getting married in February. I’m delighted for him, he’s a great bloke and his fiancée is lovely. So, looks like next year could be another busy one for weddings!!! There seems to be something in the water, must make sure John doesn’t drink any of it!!!"
Now she is trying to rub my face in it. I do not need anyone's advice anymore about how to reply. My question has changed. I will from now on be pleasant if I meet her but just ignore her the rest of the time.
What I now want to know is...
What REVENGE shall I take, aside from shagging John's sister? Which I am going to do anyway, that will get him back, but what about HER 
"My mate got engaged on Saturday so I made the bouncers let them into Molloy’s to congratulate them. (They had to close the doors early, place was packed). Darren’s sister surprised us recently by getting engaged and then revealing the wedding was all planned for next July. Now Darren got engaged and his wedding was actually booked before Jenny’s, he’s getting married in February. I’m delighted for him, he’s a great bloke and his fiancée is lovely. So, looks like next year could be another busy one for weddings!!! There seems to be something in the water, must make sure John doesn’t drink any of it!!!"
Now she is trying to rub my face in it. I do not need anyone's advice anymore about how to reply. My question has changed. I will from now on be pleasant if I meet her but just ignore her the rest of the time.
What I now want to know is...
What REVENGE shall I take, aside from shagging John's sister? Which I am going to do anyway, that will get him back, but what about HER
Little Piggy said:
Mate, she's trying to normalise the situation so she doesn't feel to bad about the way she's treating you. Send an email politely suggesting that if she wishes to remain friends with you then she shouldn't treat you like a mug.
Tell her that you accept that she doesnt want to be with you but you do not wish to hear every little detail about the relationship you want her to be having ith YOU not your mate.
Then kick her in the ****.
Smithers-Jones
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Man of Harveys said:
Absolutely, she obviously wasn't that keen on you if she was prepared to go back to this fella at the drop of a hat. Seems like she was using you as a stop-gap until he came back onto the scene. Get out, sow ya oats and forget about her.
Little Piggy
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Thats probably a good point CTS. Maybe she is just trying to be nice but not thinking.
Ahh bollocks, I am going out to get pissed later. And then if I cannot get some lovely young Irish girlie back to my place I shall have a kebab.
Ahh bollocks, I am going out to get pissed later. And then if I cannot get some lovely young Irish girlie back to my place I shall have a kebab.
looney
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- Jul 7, 2003
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Little Piggy said:Get this, just got another one:
"My mate got engaged on Saturday so I made the bouncers let them into Molloy’s to congratulate them. (They had to close the doors early, place was packed). Darren’s sister surprised us recently by getting engaged and then revealing the wedding was all planned for next July. Now Darren got engaged and his wedding was actually booked before Jenny’s, he’s getting married in February. I’m delighted for him, he’s a great bloke and his fiancée is lovely. So, looks like next year could be another busy one for weddings!!! There seems to be something in the water, must make sure John doesn’t drink any of it!!!"
Now she is trying to rub my face in it. I do not need anyone's advice anymore about how to reply. My question has changed. I will from now on be pleasant if I meet her but just ignore her the rest of the time.
What I now want to know is...
What REVENGE shall I take, aside from shagging John's sister? Which I am going to do anyway, that will get him back, but what about HER
Block her e-mails and dont reply. Be civil but cool in public if you meet her. Try to screw as many relatves of hers as possible, even her new boyfriend if you can stomach it.
ben andrews' girlfriend
Nurse Laura
Just walk away from it, a lot of what she has written sounds really harsh.
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
Sounds like John needs a good kicking!!
Get an unmarked white van, wait outside his house or place of work, when he walks past the van, you and your mates jump out of the back, get a bag then proceed to put it over his head, then bundle him in the back of the van, tie his arms and legs together and give him a good beating whilst your mate drives to Devils Dyke.
Get him out of the van and give him another beating and leave him there!!
That should sort the wanker out!!
I bet he will now think twice before nicking somebody elses bird!!
Get an unmarked white van, wait outside his house or place of work, when he walks past the van, you and your mates jump out of the back, get a bag then proceed to put it over his head, then bundle him in the back of the van, tie his arms and legs together and give him a good beating whilst your mate drives to Devils Dyke.
Get him out of the van and give him another beating and leave him there!!
That should sort the wanker out!!
I bet he will now think twice before nicking somebody elses bird!!
The Wookiee
Back From The Dead
Faldo said:
didn't realise he was based in Ireland!!
Even better, there must be loads of obscure places in the middle of nowhere where he can be dumped!!
Shegull
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MYOB said:Theres another Albion fan in Meath if you can find them to get pissed with
And she's female. But married.
Thats me
Hello LP
Yea. Another one for the Irish Meet ups.