NSC shipwreck...who would you want to be stranded with?

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

You are a one trick pony - groovy boy

Is that when he pulls his pockets out dangles his willy through his flies and says "look lads...it's a white eared elephant"

 

[fat old seagull]

It's obvious I'd get stuck with a handful of NCS's most pessimistic. Spending all day and all night being told 'I told you it could sink' and 'don't bother lighting that fire, nobody can see it!

.....and it would never have happened if we'd signed another striker, if the food at Amex had been cheaper or Paul Barber had stopped budgeting for regulations.

 

[fat old seagull]

The problem, as I see it, is that after while you might start to find your fellow castaway strangely attractive and they might start giving you the old glad eye. Bear that in mind when selecting a companion. If its DTG or Mohammed "I'm hard"Bruce Lee then your nights might be a bit more vigorous than you expected.

In that case a big tub of KY and some rohypnol might come in handy

Bloody Hell! The mind boggles....... Make that a big tub of Rohypnol and some KY.