NSC shipwreck...who would you want to be stranded with?

[The Spanish]

Yeah. Like you're a comedian of note. I'd rather be trapped with Ray Mears than Jimmy Carr that's for damn sure.

or any mears with knowledge of edible veg

 

[essbee]

oh sorry - Simster, Simster..........yes, yes.

 

[essbee]

Leighgull,

I was thinking more of the Professor of Mirth himself - Doddy!

 

[Sussax]

Rather be on my own.

 

[edna krabappel]

Any member who is a vegetarian

That's you & Bozza roasting chestnuts over an open fire then

 

[essbee]

Or Edna,

As an earlier thread would suggest: someone's chestnuts being roasted on an
open fire !

 

[vegster]

That's you & Bozza roasting chestnuts over an open fire then

I'm not roasting chestnuts on my desert island Edna, having a veggie strandee means I don't have to look over my shoulder while harvesting fish and shellfish. Bozza can keep his nuts.

 

[edna krabappel]

I'm not roasting chestnuts on my desert island Edna, having a veggie strandee means I don't have to look over my shoulder while harvesting fish and shellfish. Bozza can keep his nuts.

He'll be chuffed with that.

So long as you don't chop your prawns with the same knife he uses for the mushroom risotto.

 

[vegster]

He'll be chuffed with that.

So long as you don't chop your prawns with the same knife he uses for the mushroom risotto.

This is starting to look like a first class stranding, is it Necker ?

 

[Leighgull]

Leighgull,

I was thinking more of the Professor of Mirth himself - Doddy!

Ahhh..I see. In that case I concede.

 

[Driver8]

Helipilot. Provided he had his helicopter.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Miss Gull, Footy Chick & Lush

Should pass the time quite quickly - and I'm sure they can all cook ....

 

[Leighgull]

The problem, as I see it, is that after while you might start to find your fellow castaway strangely attractive and they might start giving you the old glad eye. Bear that in mind when selecting a companion. If its DTG or Mohammed "I'm hard"Bruce Lee then your nights might be a bit more vigorous than you expected.

In that case a big tub of KY and some rohypnol might come in handy

 

[Guinness Boy]

The problem, as I see it, is that after while you might start to find your fellow castaway strangely attractive and they might start giving you the old glad eye. Bear that in mind when selecting a companion. If its DTG or Mohammed "I'm hard"Bruce Lee then your nights might be a bit more vigorous than you expected.

In that case a big tub of KY and some rohypnol might come in handy

Precisely why I have only provided diversion so far in this thread. There's no way of answering honestly without coming over as a bit gay or a bit creepy.

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Seeing as he lives in Hawaii, Ken Livingston Seagull from the old NSC clique would be able to rig up a hammock.

Mai Tais all round. A potential rescue until at least a month has elapsed would be so unwelcome.

Backatcha, Shirt. I'd also suggest Man of Harveys as a fellow strandee so we can plot the comeback of the Clique while taste-testing various Mai Tai permutations. So many light and dark rums, so little time.

 

[Leighgull]

Backatcha, Shirt. I'd also suggest Man of Harveys as a fellow strandee so we can plot the comeback of the Clique while taste-testing various Mai Tai permutations. So many light and dark rums, so little time.

Sounds like you're planning on getting shipwrecked on Barbados. I don't think that's the idea.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Meades Ball, Easy 10, Mr.Banana, Pevenseagull, JamesAndTheGiantHead, Lush and Footychick would all keep me amused one way or the other until I finally got tired of drinking piss and lay down for the big sleep.

 

[Badger]

Meades Ball, Easy 10, Mr.Banana, Pevenseagull, JamesAndTheGiantHead, Lush and Footychick would all keep me amused one way or the other until I finally got tired of drinking piss and lay down for the big sleep.

Do they serve Fosters on desert islands then?

 

[Beach Hut]

ahem *cough*

You are a one trick pony - groovy boy

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

or any mears with knowledge of edible veg

CH or Geo.?