Meade's_Ball said:I'd think about spraying her with fart gas just before she leaves. Bingo.
Unless he's a poo fetishist. Then you've just f***ed yourself right up.
Biscuit said:
Get an old newspaper and cut to holes in which you can look through. You'll never get spotted!
Hungry Joe said:Please tell me you've never actually tried this Biscuit![]()
Biscuit said:Enjoy you meal out last week? What was the name of that blonde you were with?