NSC Oscars 2007 - Best Rant/Flounce

[Commander]

Mind you didn't LI disappear after he tried to pass off as fact an accusation against Bozza of raping or killing someone and then got a cob on when Bozza said that it was out of order.

Something like that.

 

[Commander]

Last night I had the strangest flounce
I felt like such a flid
I dreamed the world had all agreed
To eat Desert Orchid

I dreamed I saw a mighty board
Filled with women and men
And the posts that they were writing said
They'd never mention it again

And when the messageboard was full
And a million bounces came through
They all joined hands and bowed their heads
And turned poor Dessie to glue

And the people in the streets below
Were dancing 'round and 'round
While all the rest of NSC
Turned to blame Trufflehound

Last night I had the strangest flounce
I'd ever flounced before
I dreamed the world had all agreed
To give me a Best Flounce Award.

6/10.

 

[The Large One]

6/10.

I worked so hard at that as well.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

3.2 must try hard Alan

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Alan is a sarcastic sod
I met him once, one time
I want to give him a great big prod
To to make his poems rhyme

 

[Commander]

I worked so hard at that as well.

B+ for effort, C for ability.

 

[The Large One]

3.2 must try hard Alan

Now that IS a flounce score...

 

[Buzzer]

Alan is a sarcastic sod
I met him once, one time
I want to give him a great big prod
To to make his poems rhyme

ouch - enough with the tautologies please.

and the bad poetry also.

 

[Les Biehn]

LI must be feeling the pain of constantly lurking on NSC and allowing posters off-message opinions to go uncorrected. Terrible fate, being reduced to starting most of the threads on brightonfans.com and having the entire user community on there doff their caps to his dodgy football analysis. Oh well.

Why does that man attract so many sycophants? He reminds me of a cult leader who people choose to believe because of the conviction with which he says stuff. Never mind that most of it was twaddle. His general analysis was well written but obvious. However any further tactical insight and the lack of depth in his knowledge started to show.

I can imagine him demanding the loyalty he showed MM from his followers but being the only one who follows through with the suicide pact when the others realise he just a bit of a pleb.

 

[Man of Harveys]

"I want to give him a great big prod"
Is the poetry of a filthy gay sod
Alan seems a nice enough bloke
But I'm happy not giving him a prod or a poke

 

[Lokki 7]

You couldn't have made up The Great Cornholio's most recent flounce. "Deleting cookies now"

I would like to take some credit for this great flouncerooney as it was aimed at me. Any other year it would have been a shoe in for the award, but 2006 was the year of DESSIEGATE!!
Uncle Spielberg

 

[Buzzer]

"I want to give him a great big prod"
Is the poetry of a filthy gay sod
Alan seems a nice enough bloke
But I'm happy not giving him a prod or a poke

The prod you declined
Was way too swift
Rumours abound
Of a retro shirt-lift

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I flounced once and no-one noticed

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Frank.

He's a mum shagging
leper calling
prozzie accusing
recruitment hating
wife buying

Record Breaker!!

 

[Simster]

I would like to take some credit for this great flouncerooney as it was aimed at me. Any other year it would have been a shoe in for the award, but 2006 was the year of DESSIEGATE!!
Uncle Spielberg

And Frank's agency rant. Two TREMENDOUS pieces of flouncery, both so good that they are almost impossible to separate.

 

[Brovion]

Ooooh this is tricky. We do have a tie. Cornholio for his hilarious but cringing 'deleting cookies' one-liner and U.S. for the prolonged glory of the Dessigate thread (and its spin-offs).

*Sigh* Those were the days. NSC's been a bit brightonfans recently; not nearly enough rows, bile and bullying.

 

[Brovion]

And Frank's agency rant. Two TREMENDOUS pieces of flouncery, both so good that they are almost impossible to separate.

I don't think Frank flounced though did he? Like L.I. he just stopped posting.

 

[Commander]

Ooooh this is tricky. We do have a tie. Cornholio for his hilarious but cringing 'deleting cookies' one-liner and U.S. for the prolonged glory of the Dessigate thread (and its spin-offs).

*Sigh* Those were the days. NSC's been a bit brightonfans recently; not nearly enough rows, bile and bullying.

And we're going up TO win the cup...

 

[afters]

And Frank's agency rant. Two TREMENDOUS pieces of flouncery, both so good that they are almost impossible to separate.

ah but he didn't actually flounce on that thread dd he....

he shouted a lot, was very insulting to some, but he didn't flounce did he....

i believe he actually crawled away ashamed of himself

 

[Man of Harveys]

NSC's been a bit brightonfans recently; not nearly enough rows, bile and bullying.

Has it BOLLOCKS Brovian, what the f*** are you on about?



That's what happens when we start winning games; as night follows day, the mood improves very noticably on here.