NSC Albion game Saturday

[Brighton Breezy]

He was called Cartman..a massive fat man from wakefield and one of our players tackled their centre, the passage of play moved into a ruck and as Cartman rucked the ball back he shit himself.

Because the guy had his arms wrapped up in the tackle he could not even put his hands over his mouth.

After that Cartman started having a superstitious DUMP before every game.

 

[Scotty Mac]

Have we got any black players I can fall out with?

racist

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Whats wrong with falling out with WHITE players you RACIST Rumble...

 

[El Turi]

You were rubbish last time you played left back.

Does anyone want to go in goal? Not sure I want to with a hangover.

Piers, can you dbring some beer please.

Personally I thought I was AWESOME at left back.

 

[CHAPPERS]

It's easier to fall out with black players, they've usually done something wrong anyway, like stealing.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Or liking RAP music...

 

[Mr Banana]

Can whoever is collecting the kit contact me asap so that we can liaise please? I am going to have some fun and frolics on Friday evening and do not know if I will be able to go home before I go to work on Satdi, so it would be best for me if someone could pick the kit up/I could take the kit to someone tomorrow during the day.

 

[fatboy]

You have said we are to pick the kit up on Saturday before 10am.

 

[Mr Banana]

Yes Andy, but sadly I don’t know where I’ll be on Satdi morning and cannot structure my life around this event, so it would be a lot easier if whoever is picking it up could get in touch with me beforehand and then we can play it by ear

 

[fatboy]

i RANG YOU AND YOUYR PHONE IS OFF

 

[Mr Banana]

I don't think you did. Just let me know who's picking it up and i'll liaise with them. Nice one aar kid.

 

[fatboy]

I did call you.

Call me later and we can discuss it.

 

[sir danny cullip]

Kick off has now been put back to 10 45, spread the word if you read this please.

 

[El Turi]

I thought Andy told me this last night and I was right.

 

[John Boy]

How did we do?

 

[El Turi]

Won 7-3 I think despite the fact most of our team were still drunk from last night.

 

[Little Rich]

How did we do?

Not sure what the score was, think it was something like 6-3 to us

 

[Da Man Clay]

Not sure what the score was, think it was something like 6-3 to us

I think that was it. My team was awful, most were still tanked from the last night and we had never played together before so that might explain it.

 

[fatboy]

Sorry for my performance. The can of Fosters in my goal was much more appealing then saving the ball.

 

[sir danny cullip]

Sorry for my performance. The can of Fosters in my goal was much more appealing then saving the ball.

The catch of the fosters can was certainly the best catch of the day