NSC Albion game Saturday

[Uncle Buck]

Am I still number 9 on the squad list this year?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Have we got any black players I can fall out with?

Just go for the gingers.

 

[fatboy]

Ricky Marlowe is number 7.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Can I be 13?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Rumble, are you selecting via the velvet bag method?

 

[fatboy]

Yes. But I need to find some black players top fall out with.


And I need to find another striker to play left back.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Yes. But I need to find some black players top fall out with.


And I need to find another striker to play left back.

Guest appearance from Trolley?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Your opposition on the 12th May chaps.

1. Ben Couchman - Well worth the number 1 shirt, unlucky to be on losing side last year.
2. Kevin Risby - Only play 5 a-side these days so looking forward to the 90 minutes. Hopefully be returning with the trophy.
3. Chris Young - Our foreign import from Latvia who no longer requires a visa to play for the mighty Oxted Orient.
4. Lee McBride - Palaces very own Pete the Eagle and made a TV appearance recently on Sure fans UTD.
5. Duncan Rowan - Hes got married since last REMF and his wife gave birth to baby girl recently so congrats on both.
6. Paul Stipila - Awesome centre back who will mop up everything the ginger one misses.
7. James Daly - Editor of CPFC fanzine five year plan and returns after being dropped for last years game.
8. James Baldwin - Can play in midfield and upfront. Can also be remembered for worst penalty miss last year.
9. Seb Daly - This boy has the skill and pace which sadly his brother lacks.
10. Andy Davidson - Links up with McBride well and will boss the middle of the park.
11. Andy Street - Good solid debut last year and were told there is more to come, if only he performed for the Orient.
12. Ben Wilson - Missed the vital pen last year and hated so much for it he ran away to Bath.
13. Jimbo Buckley - Great shot stopper and another who returns after being dropped last year.
14. Robert Sutherland - Solid player who always gives 100% AKA Wayne Andrews.
15. Nick Jackson - Bandit in the Golf Day most years.

Please forward to relevant person. Just to confirm everything is in place for us lot. We hope to bring about 30-40 spectators with us.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Also I will be coming to hand out flyers to Tom and the team at around 11.30 am, can everyone take 20 or so to hand out to friends, family and colleagues.

Thanks.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I have BLACK hair. Maybe WE could fall out?

I might phone in Harty on Sunday and end up talking about REMF selection moaning about how I am better then that standard just before getting loaned out to a PUB team or something...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Can someone mention the REMF gameon 12/5/06 if they get through Sunday. I have PM'd Harty about it but have had no reply.

 

[fatboy]

Guest appearance from Trolley?

Was going to do that!

 

[fatboy]

I expect all players to report drunk on Saturday morning.

 

[fatboy]

I have to submit notes to Roz too.

Which means I have to 1) pick a squad and 2) try and write some jokes that I haven't used before.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I expect all players to report drunk on Saturday morning.

Rather than a team warm up, a team chuck up?

 

[CHAPPERS]

I expect all players to report drunk on Saturday morning.

I shall teeter on the edge or being over the limit in order that we all get there legally.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

At uni we went out before a rugby game for a curry and my mate SHIT pure lager and curry by accident on someones face during a RUCK...

 

[fatboy]

oF COURSE.

 

[Uncle Buck]

At uni we went out before a rugby game for a curry and my mate SHIT pure lager and curry by accident on someones face during a RUCK...

I thought that behaviour was saved for the bar afterwards.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The Large One is organising the match programme now Andy as Roz has done her wrist in.