Notts-v-Sussex. Roll Call.

[Perry Milkins]

GO on Stan.

My friend Stan's got a funny old man
Oh yeh oh yeh,
He makes him work all night
Till he can't do it right
Oh yeh aha

[Chorus]:
And from the way you blacked my eye
I know that you're the reason why
And from the way you fixed his tie,
I've seen you've gettin to him

Gettin to him

My friend Jack's got an ache in his back
Ooh oh yeh
The Doc said he'd be fine
If he'd just take his time, oh

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

And there's another one - well done Lukey Reid lbw for 8

Nasty little ****. Anyone remember the run-in between Read and Mushy at Hove a few years back when CR came back on to the pitch to argue with the bearded one after he'd been given out (bowled!)?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Dodgy decision. Definitely missing leg. That's all our luck used up now.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Stan has had a wicket stolen off him and it has been given to Tucker. RACIALISTS!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Nasty little ****. Anyone remember the run-in between Read and Mushy at Hove a few years back when CR came back on to the pitch to argue with the bearded one after he'd been given out (bowled!)?

All due to being watched by David Graveney at the time and royally ballsing up by playing shit.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Tenner says Ealham gets out lbw to Mushy's googly.

 

[Simster]

Tenner says Ealham gets out lbw to Mushy's googly.

Unlikely. Well not for a while anyway, as Notts are BOUND to rebuild their innings successfully. We are talking about a team who have just beaten the Champions Elect here.

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

All due to being watched by David Graveney at the time and royally ballsing up by playing shit.

I'd forgotten about Graveney being their that day; don't think Read has played for England since.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Unlikely Chappers. Mushy's star is clearly on the wain. The surgey has left him a SHELL of his former self. A SPENT force no less. Doubt he'll take another wicket all summer.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The King is dead.

Mushy 0/48 off ten overs. I CONFIDENTLY predict he will not take a single wicket in this innings. Useless!

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Unlikely. Well not for a while anyway, as Notts are BOUND to rebuild their innings successfully. We are talking about a team who have just beaten the Champions Elect here.

Shaded it more like; there were only FIVE sessions left.

 

[countrygull]

Mushy useless. Grizzly useless: just shelled Ealham. Sussex useless. Time to start supporting the true champions, those fine Northern types with their umbrellas
Oh and we've just got another wicket but we're still useless

 

[Perry Milkins]

218-7

Oh to bring on Saj Mahmood (He is on fire)

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

234-8 Stan the man again.

Can't see us getting a third bowling point.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

6 maiden overs?
You call that bowling !!!

 

[Mendoza]

Lancashire have let us win this as Notts are top of the league at the moment

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Lancashire have let us win this as Notts are top of the league at the moment

Careful; we've got to bat again yet!

 

[Bluejuice]

Who's this Ahmed chap who's chipped in with a wicket now?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Mushy strikes. Lucky, probably.

 

[Gazwag]

one more notch on the Mushy meter