NOT funny

[bnfrnkln]

sitting at my desk at work - minding my own business.

Boss comes over - with a serious look on his face, and says 'Poyets gone to southampton... and he's taken that spanish guy calderon with him'

i looked at him with dissmay - surely not? i hadnt checked BBC sport this morning. i panicked and floundered around.

you know the heart attack you have when your convinced you've lost your wallet?

anyway - he walks on and i go straight to bbc sport. nothing. the bastard got me... fair play to him - he'd done his research using calderon as well.

i will not be putting in much effort today!

 

[Giraffe]

Boss or not you need to get him back. Is he an Albion fan or some other lesser club?

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Shit on his desk.

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

sitting at my desk at work - minding my own business.

Boss comes over - with a serious look on his face, and says 'Poyets gone to southampton... and he's taken that spanish guy calderon with him'

i looked at him with dissmay - surely not? i hadnt checked BBC sport this morning. i panicked and floundered around.

you know the heart attack you have when your convinced you've lost your wallet?

anyway - he walks on and i go straight to bbc sport. nothing. the bastard got me... fair play to him - he'd done his research using calderon as well.

i will not be putting in much effort today!

Can't believe you fell for that. If he said the Hartlepool job however....

 

[Stoo82]

Get a gun and kill him*. Its the only way he will learn.




*Just in case you're mental - DON'T DO THIS.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Walk up to his desk, pull your flabby ballsack skin through your zipper and rub it on his shoulder. I love doing this at work!

 

[bnfrnkln]

unfortunately - as im trying to earn a contract extension i dont think shitting on his desk or killing him will do me any favours.

he's a barnet fan for some reason. maybe i could tell him his clubs been wound up. but he'll probably take that as good news.

 

[Don Quixote]

Get a knife, stab him repeatedly until he is dead. Walk out.

 

[kjgood]

Oh no

Lets hope he hasnt got special powers and isnt able to see into the future!

 

[sam86]

Get a knife, stab him repeatedly until he is dead. Walk out.

Hilarious.

 

[Everest]

He couldn't take Calde with him anyway.
The transfer window's shut.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Leave and sue for constructive dismissal (assuming you have been there for over a year).

 

[Don Quixote]

Hilarious.

Not supposed to be funny

 

[Questions]

Get a knife, stab him repeatedly until he is dead. Walk out.

better hope El Pres doesn`t read this.................

 

[rcf0712]

Can't believe you fell for that. If he said the Hartlepool job however....

my thoughts entirely, when are people going to start getting comfortable that we have a class manager for the long term now (and yes, nowadays 4 years is long term in my book)?

 

[Box of Frogs]

unfortunately - as im trying to earn a contract extension i dont think shitting on his desk or killing him will do me any favours.

he's a barnet fan for some reason. maybe i could tell him his clubs been wound up. but he'll probably take that as good news.

Mention the name Stan Flashman at a random point in coversation - that'll bring him out in a cold sweat.

Follow it up with Barry Fry and you've got him back well and proper.

 

[upthealbion1970]

Walk up to his desk, pull your flabby ballsack skin through your zipper and rub it on his shoulder. I love doing this at work!

try doing it at a bus stop

 

[ds4000]

shag the fuckers wife!

 

[bhafc_ross]

kidnap his child

 

[tonymgc]

I had a mate pull a similar 'prank' on me during the summer.
In revenge i wrote Arsenal in red paint all over his Tottenham shirt