NOT funny

[Poyetry In Motion]

Get a knife, stab him repeatedly until he is dead. Walk out.

and remember kids, if you're under 10 you need an adult to help you with this

 

[GlennMurray]

I had a mate pull a similar 'prank' on me during the summer.
In revenge i wrote Arsenal in red paint all over his Tottenham shirt

 

[wahoo]

jesus christ, does that really mean gus has gone to the south coast club, no sign of it on sky sports news

 

[bnfrnkln]

so over a few post work drinks, said boss claims Chris Hughton was a very tanned bloke... i laughed thinking he was joking... he wasn't and when corrected he didn't believe Chris Hughton was in fact black. a few choice words later and now he's the office racist.
classic

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

he's a barnet fan for some reason. maybe i could tell him his clubs been wound up. but he'll probably take that as good news.

No, tell him the Government have given them permission for a new stadium (they haven't and their stadium affair has been dragging on for longer than ours).