North Stand Nonsense

[fat old seagull]

this was an odd incident.

im confused as to who is who regarding this handbags.

but who exactly was the chubby oompa loompa who was wearing the greenish polo shirt? the one that looks like an angry diabetic failed painter and decorator?


answers on a postcard please

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[fat old seagull]

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That'll learn me, trying to be a smart arse cocked up postcard

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Was right in the middle of the scuffle, two bald Scottish blokes (green top) squared up to one of my mates thinking we were millwall, said mates brother and friend got involved in some pushing, fists started flying, surrounded by bha fans pointing at us singing albion songs whilst i was trying to explain to people we were Brighton! Then a different group, bloke with two sons started winding SIMMOSAYS up, SIMMOSAYS gets dragged out by his neck by about 5 or 6 stewards/coppers spilling his beer and squashing his burger - all calmed down outside after some stern words, by both parties.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Was right in the middle of the scuffle, two bald Scottish blokes (green top) squared up to one of my mates thinking we were millwall, said mates brother and friend got involved in some pushing, fists started flying, surrounded by bha fans pointing at us singing albion songs whilst i was trying to explain to people we were Brighton! Then a different group, bloke with two sons started winding SIMMOSAYS up, SIMMOSAYS gets dragged out by his neck by about 5 or 6 stewards/coppers spilling his beer and squashing his burger - all calmed down outside after some stern words, by both parties.

Have just washed the beer/burger stains out of my Albion shirt---how did they think I was Millwall

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

how did they think I was Millwall

Do your knuckles drag on the floor?

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

how did they think I was Millwall

You had a slightly bemused retarded Gibbon look on your face also know as the early caveman look.

 

[sydney]

partially shaved bear...

 

[Bladders]

Just to be clear, I DID NOT bring a Bear into the North stand at any point, admittedly I did order one after the match but the young lady who served me behind the counter assured me that they had run out before kick off.

This did also happen within 5ft of, and at exactly the same time as SIMMOSAYS got dragged out on his heels like a bad comedian trying to tell one more joke, but I can categorically confirm that both incidents where completely separate from each other and in no way linked.

 

[Arthur]

So a couple of blokes have a row, one thinks he's the victim so comes on here and moans about it (how very modern!). Several other report it was actually him being the dick. Sounds very familiar to the Big Belly saga. How long before Simmo is recounting (or lying) about his days out at Sellhurst Park?

 

[BN9 BHA]

Just to be clear, I DID NOT bring a Bear into the North stand at any point, admittedly I did order one after the match but the young lady who served me behind the counter assured me that they had run out before kick off.

This did also happen within 5ft of, and at exactly the same time as SIMMOSAYS got dragged out on his heels like a bad comedian trying to tell one more joke, but I can categorically confirm that both incidents where completely separate from each other and in no way linked.

This all sounds like an episode of Blackadder!

 

[BN9 BHA]

Someone started singing Millwall in the North Stand after the match.
The six of us who had come down from East Upper were directly in the middle of Albion fans confronting Albion fans.
I tried to calm things down but was confronted by manic blokes and their father trying to lamp me---I KID YOU NOT.
I then had a PC warn me about my behaviour ---- by then I had lost the will to live + my Burger/Pint of Harvey's.
One minute later I was outside the North with a PC shouting in my face.
I am 57 years old.

You are safer drinking in the East Upper I think, leave the calming down to the stewards, they get paid for this not you.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

So a couple of blokes have a row, one thinks he's the victim so comes on here and moans about it (how very modern!). Several other report it was actually him being the dick. Sounds very familiar to the Big Belly saga. How long before Simmo is recounting (or lying) about his days out at Sellhurst Park?

Which 'several others' said that Arthur?
PS. I was going to Palace when you were in nappies----to be honest I can't be arsed to look up your history to see if that is true or not ----so I might be lying

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

You are safer drinking in the East Upper I think, leave the calming down to the stewards, they get paid for this not you.

I should have known it would go pear shaped when they didn't have any cheese burgers.
It would help if they sold Guinness up there--then I would not meet up with them ruffians in the North

 

[LamieRobertson]

I should have known it would go pear shaped when they didn't have any cheese burgers.
It would help if they sold Guinness up there--then I would not meet up with them ruffians in the North

I'm gonna tell your Dad about u

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

What a lovely tale this is. Thank you for bringing a little ray of happiness on this rather glum Sunday afternoon.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

I'm gonna tell your Dad about u

That Italian Bloke posted a stereoscopic picture purporting he was in Dick's from 1 to 2.30------------he must of been hiding under a table

 

[BN9 BHA]

I should have known it would go pear shaped when they didn't have any cheese burgers.
It would help if they sold Guinness up there--then I would not meet up with them ruffians in the North

Fair point, you would think they would have 1 bar selling Guinness up there.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

What a lovely tale this is. Thank you for bringing a little ray of happiness on this rather glum Sunday afternoon.

Iv'e posted over 2500 times and most of those twitterings were tongue in cheek bollocks including this one.
By the way I thought we were piss poor until the subs came on----so I do go for the footie as well

 

[Arthur]

Which 'several others' said that Arthur?

Well these ones:

NSC conversion: you absused one of his 13 year old kids, got called out for it and got kicked out. Get over it.

Funny Ernest is talking about the same incident but the other way around. Assume it was you two.

I asked a bloke what happened and he said that the guy who got thrown out accused a couple of Albion of being Millwall then a fight broke out.

PS. I was going to Palace when you were in nappies----to be honest I can't be arsed to look up your history to see if that is true or not ----so I might be lying

If you are 57 like you said you are then you probably were. However that wasn't my point. I was merely pointing out the similarity to the Big Belly thread from a while back.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Well these ones:

If you are 57 like you said you are then you probably were. However that wasn't my point. I was merely pointing out the similarity to the Big Belly thread from a while back.

Arthur, I would only trust Bladders(just) out of that lot---as he has a sense of humour---the other two are guessing.
Yes I am that old and should of let all those younger blokes smash each other up despite them being ALL Albion fans.
Beer has something to do with it as well
Who the feck is the bloke with the large intestine----I will not speak his name