Normal People with Celebrity Names

[Dick Swiveller]

When I worked In Manila for a few years The following worked with me.,
King George
Lady Diana
Aristotle and Adonis........

I shit you not the Filipinos love crazy names .....I have a neice called Lady Anne and another called Princess.......

If that counts, I had a guy from an Indian call centre tell me he was Prince.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Just remembered - my erswtwhile darts partner was Phil Taylor. Went in for a competition at a Haven and told the bloke I was playing that I partnered Phil Taylor. After hitting a 26 first up, I sheepishly told him that my Phil Taylor was a stonemason.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Worked with a guy called Paul Young

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Worked with a guy called Paul Young

Never let him round your house if he is wearing a hat. He'll take it off and - BANG - that's his home now.

 

[Sheebo]

Alan Shearer

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I've been training Glen Miller this week. He looks well.

Flying lessons?

I was working in a house this week and a bloke in the garden putting preservative on the fence was called Mr Creosote.
Well that's what it said on his van.

 

[ozzygull]

There is a young lad who rides at the same club as my daughter, who is called James Brown, almost Impossible not to think or say "I bet he feels good" every time he wins some race of other. Lucky for him his freinds are probably too young to make the connection.

 

[Muzzy]

An ex boss, Richard Brace... called himself D1ck. I'm not sure he realised tbf.

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[Mackenzie]

Brighton fan and cricket team mate of mine is called Bobby Charlton. His wife is called Jackie.

 

[jakarta]

Years ago I played Rugby with Jason Robinson.

He was an overweight and unfit Prop Forward, quite pasty as well.

And not from Wigan.

 

[Diablo]

Four pages in and nobody's mentioned ELVIS MANU?

There`s a guy works in my local chippy swears he`s ELVIS.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

There`s a guy works in my local chippy swears he`s ELVIS.

Does he know the offside rule?

 

[Paris]

I work with a bloke who has the surname Thunderclap.... Not a celeb but I think he is secretly a super hero or is Icelandic

That or one hell of an STD

My offering is an Albion fan called Quentin Crisp. Remarkably, a civil servant.

 

[Gabbafella]

I went to school with Michael Jackson, Sean Connery and Daniel Craig

 

[nordicgod]

A builder mate of mine is called John Terry, whenever people asked his name they thought he was taking the Mick, but he does get in all the photos

 

[Albion in the north]

Used to work on a power station with a Tom Jones.
Many a time, in a production meeting, he would say something to which the reply would be ...
"It's not unusual "
Oh how we laughed.

 

[Justice]

When our first son was born a Spurs chav fan in the bed opposite called her baby Jürgen Klinsmann think he left Spurs about a month later.

 

[Bakero]

My nephew is Ryan Giggs.

 

[Dumseagull]

My name is Gareth Barry


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[Puppet Master]

I work with a Professor Brian Cox!