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[Leyton Gull]

There you go Steve, you've been here under two hours and already one of the moderators has looked up your personal information and done a little investigation into your life. Think of us like Scientology. You'll never leave.

This is the most attention/interaction he is ever likely to get and he's left through boredom already! Or fallen asleep.

 

[Goldstone1976]

There you go Steve, you've been here under two hours and already one of the moderators has looked up your personal information and done a little investigation into your life. Think of us like Scientology. You'll never leave.

Ha! I only do it if I smell Palace or a previously perma-banned poster. In this case, it looks like he's neither...

 

[Triggaaar]

Ha! I only do it if I smell Palace or a previously perma-banned poster. In this case, it looks like he's neither...

Lol. That's like a statement from FIFA. You've got a personal file on each and every one of us.

I know I'm taking quite a risk posting this, but sometimes you just lose the will to live and don't care any more. My cat got run over the last time I dissented, there's nothing left for you to take.

 

[Goldstone1976]

My cat got run over the last time I dissented

I didn't know that. I'll update the file.

 

[Triggaaar]

I would like to retract my earlier comments questioning the conduct of the NSC moderators, who do a great job under very difficult circumstances. I was drunk when I made the posts, and can confirm that it was my fault, and my fault alone that Tiger got run over, as I shouldn't have let him outside.

 

[MattBackHome]

Hi all,

Only just found this forum recently from the seagulls website, what's this place really like?

Which is HARDER, a Honey Badger or a Mantis Shrimp?

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Which is HARDER, a Honey Badger or a Mantis Shrimp?

That's a cruel game to play on a new poster without them knowing that it's ultimately irrelevant due to the grand conspiracy...

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Maria Kirilenko or Alison Stokke?

 

[MattBackHome]

That's a cruel game to play on a new poster without them knowing that it's ultimately irrelevant due to the grand conspiracy...

I'm recruiting. We've only got a few months left to prepare.

 

[atfc village]

Don't forget the Pringles.

 

[MattBackHome]

Maria Kirilenko or Alison Stokke?

Classic trick question. Good one

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I thought that was yesterday?

No, it's any minute no............................

 

[Leyton Gull]

By the way. Where did he go?

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Hi all,

Only just found this forum recently from the seagulls website, what's this place really like?

Do you ride a bicycle?!
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[SweatyMexican]

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!

Sometime in 2013, they dragged me here in the dead of night, chained me to a computer locked onto NSC (as you can see from my picture), and feed me once a day. Please, alert the authorities!!

 

[Daffy Duck]

Welcome, but just be careful if anyone calls you "hon" and puts LOL at the end of the post.

Oh, and don't forget, we get 3 points for winning a cup game.

 

[Notters]

There's a link from the official website? !

 

[The Birdman]

You will find out what pies are the best and which kiosk sells out first. oh you usual find out football news on NSC before the Argus and the Brighton Web-site but don't believe BG

 

[Triggaaar]

GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!

Sometime in 2013, they dragged me here in the dead of night, chained me to a computer locked onto NSC (as you can see from my picture), and feed me once a day. Please, alert the authorities!!

Ha ha ha ha. Good one Sweaty.

Don't mind Sweaty Mexican, Steve, he's always making jokes like that. He's a real character.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

And if you post on a cricket thread, be sure to comply with our long-running in-joke, PRETENDING that Sussex are rubbish.