New signings

[hola gus]

i believe you davvid!

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

Guys I am here to help you with the news. And I have been told not to say any names. Sorry

Sorry, am I missing something here. So your'e here to help us with the news but dont actually tell us anything.... Please go away, shooo !!

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

You will find out the players names soon anyway.

FFS even we know that much without your drivel

 

[Jimbo.GRFC]

I haven't been banned, wow!

Count me out its not me

 

[Bakero]

I believe in Dave!

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

A: Is he coming?
B: The super sıgning?
A: Who's he?
B: Don't know but he said he was coming?
A: Who?
B: Daves views?
A: What, is Daves views coming?
B: Dunno but is the supersigning coming?
A: I hope so, I've got a jelly bean for him.
B: So is he coming?
A: Who?
......

 

[Bakero]

A: Is he coming?
B: The super sıgning?
A: Who's he?
B: Don't know but he said he was coming?
A: Who?
B: Daves views?
A: What, is Daves views coming?
B: Dunno but is the supersigning coming?
A: I hope so, I've got a jelly bean for him.
B: So is he coming?
A: Who?
......

That was much more coherent and informative than this thread.

What flavour jelly bean?

 

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

That was much more coherent and informative than this thread.

What flavour jelly bean?

A: What flavour is the jelly bean?
B: The one you are keepign for him.
A: Who?
B: The new signing?
A: When's he coming?

Guess we'll never know.

 

[GAZTASTIC]

The same Jon Parkin who scores week in week out for Preston ?

And the same Michael Brown who should be playing in the Premier league ?

Then you had better not check out the thread about 'special signing' - Heskey, Tuncay and Beckham. Oh my, that's cheered me up after the cricket!!

 

[tonymgc]

I want to know more of 'davesviews' views

Like what side does he stand in the row over tutition fees?

Has Nick Clegg done the Lib Dems irrepairable damage by not standing by his promises?

Who will be christmas number 1?

Are you a boxers or pants kinda man?

Is Julian Assange doing a public service or facilitating terrorism?

How different would the world be now if Smith had scored?

 

[The French Mistress]

Diego Forlan anyone ?

 

[Superphil]

 

[Chicken Run]

Sorry, am I missing something here. So your'e here to help us with the news but dont actually tell us anything.... Please go away, shooo !!

Least you told us somthing eh Jimbo!!!!
Gus to Chelsea
Dear all

I so hope my source is wrong but I did raise this on the board (and the Phone -In at the weekend) again laughed down by Mike and Richie just after Ray Wilkins got the heave-ho. I mentioned at the time both in posting here and on the radio my understanding was that Chelsea were touting our Gus as assistant manager.

Once again, our intrepid reporter Andy Naylor has reported nothing but anyone listening to 5 live tonight would have heard Gus was being pressed on this. Our man Gus's response wasn't convincing if you ask me and a couple of calls have been duly made by myself and I'm afraid to say by the end of the week the deal will be done. In all fairness to The Argus, it was stated in the 2 day interview last week with our chairman that he wouldnt stand in his way if a Premiership club came in

Official announcement I believe will take place this coming Thursday morning (my contacts in SW London have also confirmed) !!!!!

 

[Fungus]

Do you post the same on the Stoke board Dave?

Of course he doesn't. And he can't possibly be the same davesviews banned for spamming the QPR board...

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

There will be 1 meeting tomorrow not sure what time sorry.

How did that meeting go? Oh & can we canvass the cab firm the club use for details on pick ups from Gatwick. Hmmmmm

 

[Superphil]

How did that meeting go? Oh & can we canvass the cab firm the club use for details on pick ups from Gatwick. Hmmmmm

It might not have happened yet, he did say he wasn't sure what time it would be

 

[Spanish Seagulls]

It might not have happened yet, he did say he wasn't sure what time it would be

They'd better hurry up because Gus has a team to prepare for tonight.

 

[The Fifth Column]

Davesviews are you the same Dave that used to work for this lot?:

Seriously though, you don't happen to have recently lost a dear uncle in Nigeria who left $8.2million? Are you looking for a kind recipient to hold the money in escrow whilst the process charges £2300 allow the money to transfer? Whoever you are, you ought to learn English better as it doesn't seem to be your first language.


You f***ing plum.

 

[davesviews]

Very sad that the game is off

 

[porkypie]

Very sad that the game is off

Sad, people getting killed is sad!