N.S.C commandments

[stripeyshark]

Join before 2009.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Thou shalt never watch any "talent" contests produced by Simon Cowell and aired on I.T.V

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Thou shalt start threads with illuminating titles such as 'Apologies if fixtures'.

 

[hitony]

Thou shalt respect and appreciate all NSC Moderators.......

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Thou shalt wish to "smash the back doors in" of any female regardless of age or beauty.

Although conversly...

Thou shalt reserve the right to proclaim that any beautiful starlet is 'not all that', regardless of whether you have earned the right to so much as touch any woman in real life.

 

[smeariestbat]

thou must understand the lessons of jamie

 

[Norman Potting]

Thou shalt have an inside contact within the club whom you will quote endlessly, however irrational or unlikely the information may be.

 

[Acker79]

Although conversly...

Thou shalt reserve the right to proclaim that any beautiful starlet is 'not all that', regardless of whether you have earned the right to so much as touch any woman in real life.

Or

Thou shall only be allowed to disagree with someone's evaluation of a starlets beauty if thou is dating a supermodel, individual taste and beauty being in the eye of the beholder is not acceptable

 

[maltaseagull]

Tho shalt Alway's put apostrophe's in their correct place's ( I know!)

 

[Meade's Ball]

Thou shalt cock, juggle and thunderc*nt all at the same time.

 

[Taybha]

Thou shall noteff sayeff LOL unless it endeff in eff

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Thou shalt never disagree with Commander.

I disagree with that.

What you should have said was Honour thy Father

 

[B52]

Thou shalt always blame Thatcher ( or the Tories ) for all the worlds' ills, even if it isn't their fault.

I blame Barber

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Thou shalt use as many smilies as possible so people know if you're being nice or nasty ---------------------

 

[e77]

Thou shalt not show weakness

 

[Questions]

Thou shalt never disagree with Commander.

Thou shall never hack another members account.

 

[Trufflehound]

Thou shalt always make a fishy pun.

Thou shall hake Plaice

Corrected the latter to comply with the new laws.

 

[Drebin]

Thou shalt either love or hate Ashley Barnes. There is no middle ground.

 

[Stat Brother]

The Geeks shall inherit the forum.

 

[Titanic]

Thou shalt revel in rose-tinted memories of the pwopa nawty days of the 70's and early 80's.