N.S.C commandments

[jakarta]

Thou shalt regularly indulge in typing THIS, rather than explaining the reasons why you agree with the previous post.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Thou shalt regularly indulge in typing THIS, rather than explaining the reasons why you agree with the previous post.

THIS

 

[The Wookiee]

Thou shall not write in capital letters

 

[jakarta]

Thou shall not write in capital letters

Which means the previous poster has broken two NSC Commandments with a single word - good going fella!

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Thou shall not write in capital letters

this

 

[Garage_Doors]

Thou shall always make regular post asking if letting Murray go was a mistake

 

[Garage_Doors]

Thou shall ask why fans leave early and criticise them for doing it.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Thou shalt never eat cucumber and celery. They doth taste like piss

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Thou shall shut down and worship in fear and awe at every new Apple release

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Thou shalt always ask first if it has been turned off and turned back on again

 

[Dan Gleeballs]

Thou shall not swear!!!!

 

[um bongo molongo]

Though shalt proclaim the team/manager as the best there's ever been after a win, and the worst in history after a narrow defeat. Though shalt not veer into any middle ground betwixt these.

 

[Acker79]

Thou shalt find a way to categorise fans in ways that make you one of the best, eg staying tip the end of the game, buying more pies, going to more away games etc.

Thou shalt act as if thou has a divine right to be first on the park and ride buses, or on the first train back

Thou shalt discuss football as if only one team affects a game and the others are only there for the ride.

Thou shalt question every referee decision that is not in favour of our team

 

[Hampster Gull]

Thou shalt either be on the Gus bus and proud of it or be throwing stones at it and rather angry about it

 

[Diego Napier]

Thou shalt regularly indulge in typing THIS, rather than explaining the reasons why you agree with the previous post.

THIS

along with the use of either FACT or END OF to terminate sentences defining opinion or the flimsiest of arguments

 

[Mental Lental]

Thou shalt not understand the difference between "their, there and they're".

Thou shalt have an Amex pie OCD.