My toilet just called me a lazy bastard.

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

What the f*** is that about?!

I went in to drop the kids off at the pool and what do I see? A sign on the toilet role holder defiantly calling me a 'lazy bastard'.

To be fair, it is true but still, what's the world coming to when you can't even take a dump without your toilet calling you a lazy bastard?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I always get caught out by the door telling me to wash my hands.

"Now wash your hands!" I just did!?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I always get caught out by the door telling me to wash my hands.

"Now wash your hands!" I just did!?

But that's the toilet being helpful. Mine was just downright rude.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

There is some kind of cat shit in my toilet at the moment, wasn't a very pleasant experience when I opened the door. Now I'll have to wait till my mother returns home to clean the mess up.

 

[Bry Nylon]

There is some kind of cat shit in my toilet at the moment, wasn't a very pleasant experience when I opened the door. Now I'll have to wait till my mother returns home to clean the mess up.

Be a MAN and do it yourself

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

There is some kind of cat shit in my toilet at the moment, wasn't a very pleasant experience when I opened the door. Now I'll have to wait till my mother returns home to clean the mess up.

Why don't you clean it up?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Be a MAN and do it yourself

No way I aint cleaning up.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

There is some kind of cat shit in my toilet at the moment, wasn't a very pleasant experience when I opened the door. Now I'll have to wait till my mother returns home to clean the mess up.

Ever thought to do it yourself?

 

[British Bulldog]

Be a MAN and do it yourself

Ignore him Kev thats womans work!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

There is some kind of cat shit in my toilet at the moment, wasn't a very pleasant experience when I opened the door. Now I'll have to wait till my mother returns home to clean the mess up.

:thud:

How old are you, Kev? I would have thought you came across worse 'substances' working at KFC!
Ps How many different kinds of cat shit, are there?

 

[readingstockport]

No way I aint cleaning up.

Now, lets see if we can work it out. You won't clean up a little cat shit in the bog and you are single and have next to no luck with women. Do you think perhaps these two things could be related at all?

 

[bhaexpress]

What the f*** is that about?!

I went in to drop the kids off at the pool and what do I see? A sign on the toilet role holder defiantly calling me a 'lazy bastard'.

To be fair, it is true but still, what's the world coming to when you can't even take a dump without your toilet calling you a lazy bastard?

Don't believe you, think you're talking out of your arse

 

[Silent Bob]

:thud:

How old are you, Kev? I would have thought you came across worse 'substances' working at KFC!
Ps How many different kinds of cat shit, are there?

Isn't that what the burgers are made of??

 

[Richard Whiteley]

There is some kind of cat shit in my toilet at the moment, wasn't a very pleasant experience when I opened the door. Now I'll have to wait till my mother returns home to clean the mess up.

and so the thread changes course...

 

[tedebear]

There is some kind of cat shit in my toilet at the moment

You don't know how to flush the toilet? You need your mother for that?

Well trained cat by the way!!

 

[dunno]

You don't know how to flush the toilet? You need your mother for that?

Well trained cat by the way!!

Is it the same cat that was in Meet the Fockers

 

[The Large One]

What the f*** is that about?!

I went in to drop the kids off at the pool and what do I see? A sign on the toilet role holder defiantly calling me a 'lazy bastard'.

To be fair, it is true but still, what's the world coming to when you can't even take a dump without your toilet calling you a lazy bastard?

Don't listen to it. Toilets are full of shit.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Re: Re: My toilet just called me a lazy bastard.

Don't listen to it. Toilets are full of shit.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Re: Re: My toilet just called me a lazy bastard.

Don't listen to it. Toilets are full of shit.

Mine certainly is now.

And Kev, stop hijacking my thread with your inability to clean a toilet. This thread is about RUDE toilets which is as big a problem as Man of Harvey's train yobs IMHO.