My toilet just called me a lazy bastard.

[Basil Fawlty]

Re: Re: Re: My toilet just called me a lazy bastard.

Mine certainly is now.

And Kev, stop hijacking my thread with your inability to clean a toilet. This thread is about RUDE toilets which is as big a problem as Man of Harvey's train yobs IMHO.

Ok I'm sorry, what about this for a question. When you sit down on the toilet seat why is it always so cold?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Re: Re: Re: Re: My toilet just called me a lazy bastard.

Ok I'm sorry, what about this for a question. When you sit down on the toilet seat why is it always so cold?

Because no-one's sat on it to warm it up.

By the way, was your cat shit toilet rude to you?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My toilet just called me a lazy bastard.

Because no-one's sat on it to warm it up.

By the way, was your cat shit toilet rude to you?

No it wasn't rude to me, just gave me a sicky feeling.

 

[British Bulldog]

Re: Re: Re: Re: My toilet just called me a lazy bastard.

Ok I'm sorry, what about this for a question. When you sit down on the toilet seat why is it always so cold?

Because you never got your Mum to warm it for you before you sat down Kev! When your balls touch your arse & you become a man you'll realise why God invented Women!

 

[Braders]

There is some kind of cat shit in my toilet at the moment, wasn't a very pleasant experience when I opened the door. Now I'll have to wait till my mother returns home to clean the mess up.

whats wrong with walking past it and go for your life

then kick the cat , let it be a lesson not to do it again

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Just to clarify, is the cat-shit in the ROOM referred to as the toilet, or in the actual BOWL itself? World of difference, really.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Kev, has your mum cleared it up yet?

Yes she has cleaned it up now.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

f***ing clever cat you've got there kevin


next, teach it how to COOK and you're on to a winner

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Kev, just to repeat a question someone asked, where exactly did the cat defecate? Was it on the floor, or actually in the lavatory?

He had a shit on the floor.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

f***ing clever cat you've got there kevin


next, teach it how to COOK and you're on to a winner

Alternatively he could teach it how to put a dart board up.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

I see, and could you describe how your mum cleaned this up? What did she use to assist the operation, other than her bare hands and never-say-die spirit?

Some blue towels from her work, and some air freshner. The carpet spray was run out.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Incidentally, was Bob not on hand to help?

He was moaning as usual.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Could you not have stepped over it, or attempted some kind of ambitious long-range urination?

 

[ali jenkins]

So you and your dad were BOTH to scared to clean up a little bit of cat shit from the bathroom floor!!!!

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

To be fair, it makes a difference what type of anal expulsion it was - a modest stool is one thing; a back-door eruption is another entirely.

 

[readingstockport]

Dear god can you imagine the shock Kev will ever have if he manages to breed and has to change a nappy.



And I still disagree about .99999....... Never what I was told at uni.