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[News] Musk’s Neurolink Chip



ConfusedGloryHunter

He/him/his/that muppet
Jul 6, 2011
2,047
Could we combine the youth team, this technology and FIFA 24 pro players to create a new cyborg team of absolute ballers?
 






Van Cleef

Well-known member
Jun 17, 2023
634
I recall Alan Sugar trying this way back when he owned spurs. He handed the task to his Amstrad boffins. It was not a success.
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Bakero

Languidly clinical
Oct 9, 2010
13,799
Almería
Trying to engage with some NSCers has definitely hacked mine 😂

Maybe Musk has found a way to plant this device remotely - beware X and ex-twitter users 😎


You need to engage your brain's gag-dar when reading NSC. A hell of lot of posts are laden with sarcasm, irony and puns.
 




Baldseagull

Well-known member
Jan 26, 2012
10,959
Crawley
I heard on the radio that none of his results from work on this have been published or reviewed, and that others have already given someone with a severed spinal cord the ability to walk, with a similar device.
This technology could ruin the paralympic games.
 




Zeberdi

Brighton born & bred
NSC Patron
Oct 20, 2022
4,875
This technology could ruin the paralympic games.
It might improve ours though. Imagine having the ability to ‘think’ a 4-0 win over Luton actually paying off. 🙂
 




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