Most wicked theft ever

[Ernest]

I was doing some gardening this afternoon and left my wheelbarrow in the front garden whilst I had my tea.
Now I've just gone outside to clear up and some bastard has nicked the wheel from it

Just wait till I get my hands on them

 

[Brighton Breezy]

That is harsh.

 

[Citrus]

 

[Beach Hut]

Terrible news Ernest and what time did you eventually wake up ?

 

[Ernest]

Terrible news Ernest and what time did you eventually wake up ?

If I find out that you have got something to do with it then I'll kill you dead

 

[sullyupthewing]

You will have to carry it now.

 

[Ernest]

You will have to carry it now.

Can't my backs giving me gip

 

[Beach Hut]

If I find out that you have got something to do with it then I'll kill you dead

What a drama queen you are

 

[Braders]

*starts taunting Ernest*

Dick Knights got your wheels
Dick Knights got your wheels

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Ernest is becoming less threatening as this thread goes on. This may be off the mark, but I cant help but picture Victor Meldrew moaning about a young whippersnapper having his wheel away...

I DON'T BELIIEEEVE IT!

 

[Kryten]

Ernest is becoming less threatening as this thread goes on. This may be off the mark, but I cant help but picture Victor Meldrew moaning about a young whippersnapper having his wheel away...

I DON'T BELIIEEEVE IT!

 

[Ernest]

It's ok I've just punctured the little brat next doors new football and he is bawling his eyes out.
Now I feel much better and that will teach him to laugh at me

 

[Braders]

It's ok I've just punctured the little brat next doors new football and he is bawling his eyes out.
Now I feel much better and that will teach him to laugh at me

bastard

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I do not believe for one minute Ernest has actually done that.

 

[Beach Hut]

I do not believe for one minute Ernest has actually done that.

For once I agree with you Richie.

Ernest - Gay Icon and now Billie the Bullshitter

 

[Kryten]

It's ok I've just punctured the little brat next doors new football and he is bawling his eyes out.
Now I feel much better and that will teach him to laugh at me

 

[Ernest]

For once I agree with you Richie.

Ernest - Gay Icon and now Billie the Bullshitter

If you're not careful I'll come round and burst you

 

[Beach Hut]

If you're not careful I'll come round and burst you

Go for it man, fancy a beer tonight ?

I'll be down the Red Lion

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Surely Ernest's new avatar?

 

[Ernest]

Go for it man, fancy a beer tonight ?

I'll be down the Red Lion

Got to work in the morning Beachy so a night in front of the TV watching the boxing