Most wicked theft ever
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Zeitgeist
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Awww that's terrible news. Here's a shoulder for you to cry on. 
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Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Ernest said:Got to work in the morning Beachy so a night in front of the TV watching the boxing
What boxing ?
Zeitgeist
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Thought you might be watching Wheel of fortune?......
Thimble Keegan
Remy LeBeau
Zeitgeist said:
I will never 'tyre' of a gag like that...
Albion & England forever.
Thimble Keegan
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Dover
Home at Last.
Whilst watching Wheel of Fortune, Ernest could steal the little boys Wagon Wheels as well.
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
What a bizarre and disturbing theft.
Why nick the wheel ? Wouldn't it not have been easier to have made off with the whole barrow, rather than settling down with a spanner, removing the nuts and just escaping with the wheel ?
This has all the hallmarks of a serial theft. The perpetrator is clearly methodical, ruthless, daring, and even shows a touch of panache. I fear this could be the first of many - in fact, it could be the beginning of some kind of elaborate thieving campaign against Ernest. I fear the thief will be buoyed by his swashbuckling and spectacular success, and may now have a taste for it.
Whats next ? The cigarette lighter from Ernests car ? The glass dish from his microwave ? Maybe the zipper from Ernests gimp-mask. Who knows where this could all end ?
Why nick the wheel ? Wouldn't it not have been easier to have made off with the whole barrow, rather than settling down with a spanner, removing the nuts and just escaping with the wheel ?
This has all the hallmarks of a serial theft. The perpetrator is clearly methodical, ruthless, daring, and even shows a touch of panache. I fear this could be the first of many - in fact, it could be the beginning of some kind of elaborate thieving campaign against Ernest. I fear the thief will be buoyed by his swashbuckling and spectacular success, and may now have a taste for it.
Whats next ? The cigarette lighter from Ernests car ? The glass dish from his microwave ? Maybe the zipper from Ernests gimp-mask. Who knows where this could all end ?
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Terrace Dandy
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- Mar 19, 2004
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Ernest said:I was doing some gardening this afternoon and left my wheelbarrow in the front garden whilst I had my tea.
Now I've just gone outside to clear up and some bastard has nicked the wheel from it
Just wait till I get my hands on them
Sorry, But I think that's total bolloxs, Who in their right mind would spend all day searching for wheelbarrow so they could pinch the wheel? Me thinks you are trying to be funny.
Someone knicking the wheel? Don't think so.
Ernest said:I was doing some gardening this afternoon and left my wheelbarrow in the front garden whilst I had my tea.
Now I've just gone outside to clear up and some bastard has nicked the wheel from it
Just wait till I get my hands on them
That's wheelie sad. Some people.
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seagull over spain
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They do say in life what comes around goes around but in your case Ernest it can't cause they nicked it