Most annoying sounds at a match

[graz126]

surely has to be the sound of the opposing fans when they score.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Pissed people who start singing on their own (nothing wrong with that in itself), but then start getting ARSEY with other fans because no-one else has joined in, "wos wrong with you lot" etc.

 

[Springal]

at real grounds i really like that distant cheer of the other team scoring, dno why :S

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

There's a woman who sits almost next to me & spends 80 minutes on her phone; "Alriiight BAYBE.......WOTCHA doin?........I'm at the football..........GO ON CHARLIE! Sorry about that BAYBE....". She makes about 10 calls FFS!

That gets RIGHT on my tits.

The other 10 minutes is spent scoffing a 2 burgers & chips, guzzling a bottle of coke.

I just pray every game that she doesn't fart

 

[Parson Henry]

Loud tannoy broadcasts at away grounds

 

[Napper]

at real grounds i really like that distant cheer of the other team scoring, dno why :S

yeah I like that too. Would rather win 3-1 than 2-0 as get to hear the crowd when they score

Weird I know

 

[Parson Henry]

'excuse me' as people pass you to leave early or arrive late

 

[Easy 10]

'excuse me' as people pass you to leave early or arrive late

I'll be sure to scream "f*** OFF OUT OF MY WAY" then next time I need you to move.

 

[Parson Henry]

I'll be sure to scream "f*** OFF OUT OF MY WAY" then next time I need you to move.

Yes. Yes that would get my attention a little quicker. In your case I would have no problem as your case for moving past me to the gangway would be to 'hurl' or 'fling' something sticky at the opposing team manager. No?

 

[Easy 10]

Yes. Yes that would get my attention a little quicker. In your case I would have no problem as your case for moving past me to the gangway would be to 'hurl' or 'fling' something sticky at the opposing team manager. No?

The last time I hurled and flung something sticky was in the privacy of my own dining room. But I'd be sure to share my sticky things with your good self should I ever barge past you at Withers.

 

[Parson Henry]

The last time I hurled and flung something sticky was in the privacy of my own dining room. But I'd be sure to share my sticky things with your good self should I ever barge past you at Withers.

As long as you could also offer me some wet wipes...because I am worth it!!!

 

[Croydonbloke]

The final whistle.

 

[graz126]

The final whistle.

Thats most annoying when we are pushing all out for either the winner or an equaliser.

 

[johnwells]

Drums playing throughout a game

 

[Croydonbloke]

Thats most annoying when we are pushing all out for either the winner or an equaliser.

That`s the line I was down. And most annoying when you are 1-0 down Vs you bitter rivals!!!

 

[Gully]

People who leave early and don't applaud the team off the pitch at the end, away teams playing Tom Hark when they score a goal, Rangers fans (Glasgow not QPR) fat obnoxious hun wankers.

 

[Bakesy]

Pissed people who start singing on their own (nothing wrong with that in itself), but then start getting ARSEY with other fans because no-one else has joined in, "wos wrong with you lot" etc.

Were you sat behind me away at Leeds

 

[dougdeep]

Last orders!!!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Half time tannoy

"Crystal Palace 3......."

 

[zefarelly]

silence, and music, its football, not a f***ing disco