I remember the impact David Hassellhoof had on an united Germany all those years ago. Surely, with that power in mind the Germans should offer over another of their musical masterpieces to bring hope into the hearts of the povertous Greeks. Perhaps they could get another out of work but slightly less alcoholic Baywatch star like Billy Warlock whose tiny form must have spent a large amount of time clambering over Erika Eleniak's mountainous mounds to send over. He looked a bit Greek and would be desperate for work i am sure. Ok maybe people wouldn't recognise without a concentrated rerun of Baywatch series 1-3, but that would be manageable. He could get into shape, the Warlock, and do some voice-coaching and plan an amazing video of him on the beach, the beach of opportunity and freedom which will muster in Greeks the romantic nature of efficacious fiscality in a troublesome world. We Can Make It, it will be called, and there'll be a dream scene or two of Warlock marrying about 13 different women of equal shape and size (apart from a giant mulleted German "woman" as it's important to remember who gets things sorted), each representing a different European state.
That. Or the Scorpions.