Modern art.....why?

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Thanks for those kind words. Having your approval makes me feel much better. You may be unaware of this - they don't have piers in central London. You would have had to have shown a good level of ingenuity.

I actually went to Stanley Deason so I'm sure you can imagine how well behaved our school trips were, especially as you appear to be an authority on everything, including Miss Turners knickers

You are the authority you must
fcuk that up didnt I