Mis-heard Lyrics

[Old Greg]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nfXke_z6t3I

Well i think it's good!

 

[hart's shirt]

The top 10 according to The Archive of Misheard Lyrics - KissThisGuy.com

1. We Wish You A Merry Christmas - Traditional
"Now bring us some friggin' pudding"

2. Like A Virgin - Madonna
"Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time"

3. Addicted To Love - Robert Palmer
"Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove"

4. Losing My Religion - REM
"Let's pee in the corner, let's pee in the spotlight"

5. Summer Of '69 - Bryan Adams
"Got my first real sex dream
I was 5 at the time;
Played it 'til my fingers bled
It was the summer of '69"

6. Oh Canada - National Anthem
"Oh Canada, we stand on cars and freeze"
(Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee)

7. Question - Moody Blues
"To learn as we grow old the secret of arseholes"
(To learn as we grow old the secret of our souls)

8. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
"Here we are now in containers"

9. Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix
"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy"
(Scuse me while I kiss the sky)

10. Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival
"There's a bathroom on the right"
(There's a bad moon on the rise)



and a personal favourite lower down the list...
20. Ghostbusters - Ray Parker Jr
"Who ya gonna call? Those bastards!"

Apparently the contributor's father phoned up the radio station to complain.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Mel & Kim
Respectable, respectable, I'm never going to lick your testicles.

 

[drew]

I've got tourettes, I've got tourettes - The Kaiser Chiefs

 

[Nottseagull]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nfXke_z6t3I

Well i think it's good!

It just moves too fast to appreciate it!

At school, we used to sing this algebra is very very frightening indeed......Gallileo !
and at primary school, of course, you were introduced to the concept with renditions of While shepherds wash their socks by night.......

 

[Spider]

"All I ever wanted, all I ever needed, was here, in my arse"

Enjoy the silence - Depeche Mode

 

[Nemesis]

"If Billy Bonds
Should ever write
My Life Story"

Gladys Knight-Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep.

Aew you sure you weren't listening to this version?

YouTube - Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep

 

[Gritt23]

Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
Dont cha, dont cha
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me
Dont cha wish your girlfriend was hung like me
Dont cha, dont cha

I did always think that was a strange line, but hey, it seemed to be what they were saying. I thought they must have been ladyboys.

 

[BHseagull]

"Good Old Sausage By The Sea"

"Praise you like a shoe"

 

[Scampi]

Grim Poodle Basher - Cornershop (ok Brimful of Asha)

 

[Danny-Boy]

"Every time you go away
You take a piece of meat with you" - Paul Young

Conjures up a lovely picture doesn't it

Heard him on the radio this morning singing about "Toast". And I was having a slice of toast at the time...

 

[Mellotron]

"You're a vegetable
And I hate you
You're a vegetable, ooooh!"

(Michael Jackson - "Wanna Be Starting Something")

What is it actually? It's down on lyric sites as the above.

 

[gripper stebson]

"Last night I dreamt of some pedro..." I genuinely thought this is what Madonna said until recently! Always though it felt as bit racist!

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

It never rains in California,
Menopause.

 

[Return of the Rev]

Give me crack and give me anal sex
LENOARD COHEN THE FUTURE

 

[Surrey_Albion]

A worthy attempt, but to my ears they were never able to match the success of 'Sue Lawley'.

Growing up I always thought it was Message in a Bathtub

 

[Surrey_Albion]

Beegees/take that-how deep is your love "and you come to me on a SUBMARINE"

 

[Munkfish]

Begging, Begging you.

I thought until about 3 weeks ago it was peggy, peggy sue.

 

[Surrey_Albion]

"You're a vegetable
And I hate you
You're a vegetable, ooooh!"

(Michael Jackson - "Wanna Be Starting Something")

I think they realy are the right lyrics are'nt they? ?