Mis-heard Lyrics

[Perry Milkins]

Can we freshen up this regular thread with some new ones?

To late to apologise - too late for Farmer Giles. (I don't know the group)

 

[Garage_Doors]

Never seen any previous threads for this, so don't know if my contributions are new or not !

Devils got a sideboard ?

 

[Hadlee]

Athur Lowe...........


I feel love, Donna Summer.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

J Geils Band - Centerfold
"My anus is the center hole"

The Police - Massage In A Brothel - "a year has passed since I broke my nose"

 

[Frutos]

To late to apologise - too late for Farmer Giles. (I don't know the group)

OneRepublic

 

[Perry Milkins]

OneRepublic

Cheers Frutie

 

[defrocked priest]

AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep.

 

[Superphil]

"I can see you, your bra strap's shining in the sun"

Boys of Summer, Don Henley

 

[DIFFBROOK]

I think the best of these has to be "Into the Valley" by the Skids. The Mis heard Lyrics were taken to a whole new level by a Maxwell Tape advert.

Link here YouTube - Skids - Maxell advert

 

[Trufflehound]

The Police - Massage In A Brothel - "a year has passed since I broke my nose"

A worthy attempt, but to my ears they were never able to match the success of 'Sue Lawley'.

 

[Trufflehound]

I think the best of these has to be "Into the Valley" by the Skids. The Mis heard Lyrics were taken to a whole new level by a Maxwell Tape advert.

Link here YouTube - Skids - Maxell advert

The most ironic thing about that ad is that the shoddy picture and sound quality mean it probably WAS recorded off the TV on a Maxell tape.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"You're a vegetable
And I hate you
You're a vegetable, ooooh!"

(Michael Jackson - "Wanna Be Starting Something")

 

[El Presidente]

I think the best of these has to be "Into the Valley" by the Skids. The Mis heard Lyrics were taken to a whole new level by a Maxwell Tape advert.

I saw The Skids at the Top Rank in 1980. Richard Jobson BOUNDED onto the stage in a pair of enormous PANTALOONS, and spent the next 45 minutes being covered in GOB by the audience.

 

[Old Greg]

Any Sean Paul song, cant hear a word he is saying.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Tesco's"

(Abba - Super Trouper)

 

[blue'n'white]

"Every time you go away
You take a piece of meat with you" - Paul Young

Conjures up a lovely picture doesn't it

 

[NMH]

Cliff Richard;
"she said son, you be a bachelor boy, and that's the way you stay-ay-ay,
happy to be a bachelor boy, you screaming lord of gay"

At least, that's what I believe he sang?

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

I've probably said it before, but I'll say it again

Sister Sledge - We Are Family

"Just let me staple the vicar, we're giving love in a femidom"

 

[medicine man]

'You'll be betrayed by your Rustington Manners'
Strange Town, The Jam

 

[Don Quixote]

4000 holes in blackburn lancashire... now they know how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall.

wait a minute those are the real lyrics... odd.