The Truth
Banned
I think they're wolf spiders.
And this
And this
you do realise they are harmless dont you?
There are a lot of wusses on here. Spiders are brilliant.
Except the team in my greenhouse. They have taken out 10 bumbles and counting. We know what Einstein said would happen to us if bees die!
I have been playing a game with a 4cm. across number, inc. legs, in that it appears in my bath in the morning, so I chuck it out the window, and lo and behold, it's in there again the next morning. Did it four days on the trot, then left it in the bath the fifth day, and now it's gone. Must be holed up in my drum somewhere
I have been playing a game with a 4cm. across number, inc. legs, in that it appears in my bath in the morning, so I chuck it out the window, and lo and behold, it's in there again the next morning. Did it four days on the trot, then left it in the bath the fifth day, and now it's gone. Must be holed up in my EARdrum somewhere
It's hiding, just waiting to ambush you.
Yes I've heard this from my wife who heard it from her mother etc,, in fact every corner of every room in my house has a conker in ready to scare any 8 legged git that enters.
It doesn't work.
I was a tad drunk the other night and found a monster in the top corner of my bedroom. I Immediately resolved to destroy the beast. I'm afraid booze and hunting don't sit well together, my drunken plan was to deploy my electrified Bug Bat beneath the Spider and stun it from its perch with a spray of some kind so it fell on said electrified Bug Bat.
However, I could only find a spray can of Athletes Foot powder to hand for the job. Undeterred I took position and vented the can at the beast... which just sat there... and sat there... I was starting to choke on the back blast of Athletes Foot powder and so tried to wiggle my Bug Bat in order to make a conection, in doing so I wedged one of the monsters legs to the wall..... cleverly I thought that when I withdrew the bat a little the behemoth would fall from its corner and fricasee in the electric fire of hell !.................
Instead, as I eased the bat away from the wall the ******* wrenched its body away from the crushed leg and dropped on to the rim of my trap and ran off into the safety of the back of the wardrobe. I am now borderline Asthmatic and have a mangled leg stuck high up my wallpaper and a seven legged angry Spider sharing my room. It could be a long winter.
I was a tad drunk the other night and found a monster in the top corner of my bedroom. I Immediately resolved to destroy the beast. I'm afraid booze and hunting don't sit well together, my drunken plan was to deploy my electrified Bug Bat beneath the Spider and stun it from its perch with a spray of some kind so it fell on said electrified Bug Bat.
However, I could only find a spray can of Athletes Foot powder to hand for the job. Undeterred I took position and vented the can at the beast... which just sat there... and sat there... I was starting to choke on the back blast of Athletes Foot powder and so tried to wiggle my Bug Bat in order to make a conection, in doing so I wedged one of the monsters legs to the wall..... cleverly I thought that when I withdrew the bat a little the behemoth would fall from its corner and fricasee in the electric fire of hell !.................
Instead, as I eased the bat away from the wall the ******* wrenched its body away from the crushed leg and dropped on to the rim of my trap and ran off into the safety of the back of the wardrobe. I am now borderline Asthmatic and have a mangled leg stuck high up my wallpaper and a seven legged angry Spider sharing my room. It could be a long winter.
I like spiders. They eat all the other nasties in the house.
I was a tad drunk the other night and found a monster in the top corner of my bedroom. I Immediately resolved to destroy the beast. I'm afraid booze and hunting don't sit well together, my drunken plan was to deploy my electrified Bug Bat beneath the Spider and stun it from its perch with a spray of some kind so it fell on said electrified Bug Bat.
However, I could only find a spray can of Athletes Foot powder to hand for the job. Undeterred I took position and vented the can at the beast... which just sat there... and sat there... I was starting to choke on the back blast of Athletes Foot powder and so tried to wiggle my Bug Bat in order to make a conection, in doing so I wedged one of the monsters legs to the wall..... cleverly I thought that when I withdrew the bat a little the behemoth would fall from its corner and fricasee in the electric fire of hell !.................
Instead, as I eased the bat away from the wall the ******* wrenched its body away from the crushed leg and dropped on to the rim of my trap and ran off into the safety of the back of the wardrobe. I am now borderline Asthmatic and have a mangled leg stuck high up my wallpaper and a seven legged angry Spider sharing my room. It could be a long winter.