Limericks!

[Titanic]

There was chisla called Safeway
who thought it was fun to say
that gazza's false titty
would appear at Brizzle City
but it was crap - and we all know he's gay!

:safeway

 

[Easy 10]

There once was a bloke they called 'easy'
He's so slow, old and weazy..
He tried to run,
But fell on to his bum
So he left to do something sleazy...

I'm not having THAT.

There once was a chisla named Biscuit
Who's arse was so loose he could fist it
One day he yelled "ARRRRGH"
When he pushed up too far
Now his fist is all caked in his own shit

 

[Biscuit]

I'm not having THAT.

There once was a chisla named Biscuit
Who's arse was so loose he could fist it
One day he yelled "ARRRRGH"
When he pushed up too far
Now his fist is all caked in his own shit

Now 'Easy' has a cock eyed slave
Who kept his dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

There was a young man from Mauritius,
who said that shag was delicious.
But next time I cum,
It'll be up your bum.
Cause that scab on your c*nt looks suspicious.

 

[Easy 10]

One day Biscuits arse was so raw
He said "I can't take any more"
Then Safeway walked in
Said "shut up you din"
And f***ed him six times on the floor

 

[The Timekeeper]

There was and old man from Bosham
who took off his balls to washem
his wife said jack put those things back
or i'll get a hammer and squashem

 

[Easy 10]

That just about works, but needed re-arranging.

 

[Biscuit]

Easy is a man who was not very kind,
he used his penis instead of his mind,
one day he bent over,
and his dog took over,
a gave him a bone from behind.

 

[Biscuit]

BOUT THIS THREAD.....

The limerick thread is complex
Its contents run chiefly to sex
It burgeons with virgins
And masculine urgins
And swarms with erotic effex!


Thank you very much!

 

[Easy 10]

When Biscuit had treatment for lice
He didn't take doctors advice
Instead he just rested, his balls got infested
Now the itching won't stop, what a SLICE

 

[BrightonBird]

I started a Limerick thread
Please keep to the albion, I said
It got very dirty
Biscuit and Easy got a little flirty
And the original thought is now dead.

 

[Easy 10]

I'm sorry this got out of hand
It wasn't at all what I planned
With no morals or shame
I think Biscuits to blame
Come on Bozza, lets have Biscuit banned

(just kidding, Biscuit)