Thought it looked like a wind up when I read it this morning, after all, if we're such louts, then he presumably would be voting FOR Falmer, to get us off his doorstep in Westdene.
If you were to check the voters' register I would be surprised if this Dick really does live in Tongdean Lane.
You'd think so clearly, but just really not very funny. Why build a stadium in a 'rural retreat' like Falmer , build it on unspoilt open downland istead.:thud:
But just why do the Argus publish it? Are they really so short of decent letters?