Killing a man with a potato peeler.......

[Scotty Mac]

having a discussion about george galloway tonight, and the topic came up about killing a man with a potato peeler. nobody could come to a definitive answer as to whether it was possible or not

can the great and good of nsc decide in you opinion, would you be able to do it?

 

[Djmiles]

The potato peeler I have here is bloody useless, couldnt cut butter!

So....NO

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Stabbing them in the eye, and then forcing it into their brain

or shove it down their throat - simple really

 

[Clothes Peg]

My flatmate's peeler has a spike on it to remove the eyes and bad bits from potatoes. I reckon that the spike is sharp enough to slit a wrist with, thus allowing someone to bleed to death in an attention seeking emo teenager kind of way.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Cheese grators are far better with infinite potential

 

[Scotty Mac]

Cheese grators are far better with infinite potential

well you had your chance to have your say on that LAST week!

this week is all about the potato peeler

 

[Scotty Mac]

What SORT of potatio peeler are we talking about? That's CRUCIAL!

how many types of potato peeler are there?

 

[Djmiles]

how many types of potato peeler are there?

 

[Scotty Mac]

well obviously not the first one - ive seen old women dressed as penguins that look more dangerous than that

 

[Djmiles]

well obviously not the first one - ive seen old women dressed as penguins that look more dangerous than that

In that case I change my No to a Yes. Those other peelers look quite DEADLY

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Weapon of choice....

....still prefer cheese grators though

 

[Scotty Mac]

personally, i would love to see a man peeled to death

with regards to the cheese grater argument, i was watching an OLD video of ECW for all you wrestling fans out there, in which tommy dreamer was actually GRATING ravens head using a cheese grater

how would peeling a man to death work though? i guess once you'd peeled his skin, you could then peel his internal organs into pieces

 

[Djmiles]

personally, i would love to see a man peeled to death

with regards to the cheese grater argument, i was watching an OLD video of ECW for all you wrestling fans out there, in which tommy dreamer was actually GRATING ravens head using a cheese grater

how would peeling a man to death work though? i guess once you'd peeled his skin, you could then peel his internal organs into pieces

Or the whole bleeding to death thing

 

[Barrel of Fun]

You would need more than 20 blows to the head...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2646457.stm

Mr Tough told police that it was "harder than you think" to kill someone (with a potato peeler).

 

[Scotty Mac]

i guess the real question then - would the skin actually be peelable?