Jordan and Chelsea Star at the AMEX

[El Sid]

i wonder how many pages of frenzy we will manage before the inevitable disappointment of no transfer announcement at 5pm, 6pm, 7pm, etc....

volumes.......

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I'm sorry precious.

Had you not noticed that this was clearly a piss-take thread? Or did you think that the suggestions of Katie Price, Michael Jordan and Jordan from Rizzle Kicks were serious too?

 

[pornomagboy]

I'll go for 20 pages

 

[northstandsteve]

If that is the case so be it, this is a forum and the silly season. Have been a long standing member of NSC, but don't post a huge amount. My only previous source was Crofts going to Norwich. Just posting what i was told, if it is bullshit then happy to apologise to all. Supporter for 47 years, which probably doesn't count foe much.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Please don't be winding us up.

You are, aren't you?

 

[Stat Brother]

Jordan Rhodes and Josh McEachran to be unveiled together at 5pm. I just can't decide which one to get on my new shirt.

It's a no brainer, there's 3 more letters in McEachran.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

It's a no brainer, there's 3 more letters in McEachran.

Good logic.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

So Jordan Rhodes, Michael Jordan and for all I know the late King Hussein of Jordan are all signing for Chelsea and have been given an American Express card as part of the signing on package.

Is that about the gist of it?

You forgot Eddie Jordan.

 

[Mellotron]

If that is the case so be it, this is a forum and the silly season. Have been a long standing member of NSC, but don't post a huge amount. My only previous source was Crofts going to Norwich. Just posting what i was told, if it is bullshit then happy to apologise to all. Supporter for 47 years, which probably doesn't count foe much.

When you say "Jordan", who do you mean?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

When you say "Jordan", who do you mean?

This.

And who is the 'Chelsea star'?

 

[HantsSeagull]

This.

And who is the 'Chelsea star'?

i am going for essien - just because i can

 

[leigull]

i am going for essien - just because i can

That's who the OP mentioned last night I think. Can't believe that it's anywhere near being true

 

[Uncle C]

Well here is the dirty dog with the Chelsea physio. The story is beginning to come together.

[video]http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/michael-essien-grinds-with-chelsea-physio-eva-carneiro/[/video]

 

[Giraffe]

I've just heard the exact rumour and came on NSC to see if it was mentioned at all. However I would describe the person who told me as a complete Billy Bullshitter so I wouldn't hold your breath. If it's the same person who told northstandsteve then it's not worth very much I'm afraid.

 

[HantsSeagull]

That's who the OP mentioned last night I think. Can't believe that it's anywhere near being true

but it keeps cropping up......wishful thinking i am sure but you just never know.......

 

[Oscar]

So that's it then. We're signing Jordan Rhodes and Michael Essien at 5pm.

Now what are we going to talk about?

 

[leigull]

I've just heard the exact rumour and came on NSC to see if it was mentioned at all. However I would describe the person who told me as a complete Billy Bullshitter so I wouldn't hold your breath. If it's the same person who told northstandsteve then it's not worth very much I'm afraid.

Sounds about right then - 100% BS

 

[northstandsteve]

Apologies if bullshit, but just had a text from another friend who has heard the same rumour but doesn't do NSC. His source was someone working at the club, but don'rt know who.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Just been up to the Amex, to get Swindon Tickets. No sign of anything going on. So this is probably Bullshit.....

 

[HantsSeagull]

Apologies if bullshit, but just had a text from another friend who has heard the same rumour but doesn't do NSC. His source was someone working at the club, but don'rt know who.

and the chelsea star is......??