[Music] Joke of the Day

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Haven't we got enough Potter bashing threads on the go at the moment?

Edit: my bad, I just assumed from the thread title...

 

[hart's shirt]

Sounds like one of those stand and delivery company scam calls. You should report it to your bank.

...an' trap them.

Plenty of scammers fighting for business. It's dog eat dog.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Don’t get it

Nobody should ever explain a joke but the original joke was

Why do ghosts ride elevators? It lifts their spirits.

 

[Albion my Albion]

How do you cook an alligator?

In a croc-pot.

 

[timbha]

Nobody should ever explain a joke but the original joke was

Why do ghosts ride elevators? It lifts their spirits.

Ever been whooshed?