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[Music] Joke of the Day
- Thread starter BadFish
- Start date
- Oct 17, 2008
- 10,713
I am sorry this has happened to you. I recommend registering with the Telephone Preference Service. (https://www.tpsonline.org.uk/)
“The free opt out service enabling you to record your preference on the official register and not receive unsolicited sales or marketing calls.”
If it continues please let us know, as it may be a prank caller and harassment.
Is it PotG?
Thrifty non-licker
Shirley if you had referred to him in his real name, Stuart Goddard, he wouldn't have been so cocky and inconsiderate.
You reckon THE Adam Ant called you by accident?
If so, I've got some magic beans I'd like to sell you.
Dick Swiveller
Well-known member
- Sep 9, 2011
- 9,160
If I were you, I would put some wax on the tracks and get on out of here. Sounds like a looney.
el punal
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For those of you of the older generation you will realise that the OP has got this all wrong. The person he is referring to is indeed Adamant, as in Adam Adamant or Gerald Harper. This was a fictional TV character who was ‘transported’ from the 19th century to 1960s Swinging London.
I claim my TV licence money.
I claim my TV licence money.
What about Gary Tbbs?
Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
- 23,047
I don't think it was by accident, I think it was part of a clever media campaign. Fading pop stars like Adam Ant can no longer rely on selling out tour venues, so instead of relying on people coming to see him - he goes to them. Unfortunately the OP was too stupid to realise it.
Psychobilly freakout
HellBilly
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
- Oct 20, 2022
- 4,889
I just found a half frozen tiny bird as I walked home, so I put it in my pocket to give it a chance of survival
When I showed the wife, she told me how much she loved me for being so kind and sensitive, so I thought I'd try for a kiss & cuddle, as she was in a good mood !!
She said "Please, not in front of the chilled wren".
When I showed the wife, she told me how much she loved me for being so kind and sensitive, so I thought I'd try for a kiss & cuddle, as she was in a good mood !!
She said "Please, not in front of the chilled wren".
maltaseagull
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Jason Steele
But this may be for another thread.
But this may be for another thread.
Why do ghosts ride lifts? It elevates their spirits.
I had to reverse the lift/elevate words to make it a British joke.
Don’t get it