Joke de jour

[Del Boy]

binfest

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I was going to walk but am too knackered and the chairlifts out of order so f@@k it I'll go to morale high ground another day.

 

[Skaville]

I was going to walk but am too knackered and the chairlifts out of order so f@@k it I'll go to morale high ground another day.

Morale high ground? Is that the floor below moral high ground?

 

[the wanderbus]

all these replies yet no one has assertained what colour the coloured man is - he could be white . you all are ready to brand the original poster a racist yet all automaticaly assume the subject of the joke is a blackman, Turn the joke around & thr joke could be that the 1st mate is a bit thick in thinking the coloured man has stolen the mop.......f***ing racist scum the lot of yer.


ps its a shit joke anyway

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Morale high ground? Is that the floor below moral high ground?

whats an e between friends

 

[Bry Nylon]

Re-drafted for you:

A black man goes for a job at sea. The Captain asks if he has any experience away at sea.
"No", replies the fella, "but I work hard and I am honest."
"Excellent," replies the Captain. "You sound like just the sort of chap we're after. Welcome aboard!"

 

[seagullondon]

what is the difference between a palace fan and a bench?




a bench can support a family.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

If you change the 'coloured fella' to 'Scouser, Croydon Pikey, Stains supporter etc', would it still be considered racist?

As the OP, I would like to apologise for upsetting some people.
I recieved this as a text, and believe me the original wording was racist, but equelly it could have been Scousers or Pikeys as Peanut says.
I thought it was funny, and thought it was a bit racist so I tried to make it more politically correct, if it upsets you, tough shit, to me it was a funny joke.
If Billy Connelly had told it, it would have been fine
Try telling me if you had received it it wouldnt make you smile.
Some people need to get a sense of humour.
Was this worse than what Vulture posted on this board when The Albion went 2-1 ahead today?
Different standards I suppose

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Joke du jour

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Sorry, wish that was the only shit I got for it

 

[Spun Cuppa]

The government are implementing one of their election promises, by piloting a scheme to increase alcohol prices on a per-unit basis, in Cumbria, where there is a higher than average incidence of people getting slaughtered midweek

 

[Iamapen15]

What's Greece's favourite board game?
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Monopolopolopoly




Shit is that racist?

 

[Art Vs Science]

What's Greece's favourite board game?
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Monopolopolopoly




Shit is that racist?

Go to Jail!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Got caught going down on the mother in law the other day.
I was in a right old flap.

 

[sam86]

all these replies yet no one has assertained what colour the coloured man is - he could be white . you all are ready to brand the original poster a racist yet all automaticaly assume the subject of the joke is a blackman, Turn the joke around & thr joke could be that the 1st mate is a bit thick in thinking the coloured man has stolen the mop.......f***ing racist scum the lot of yer.


ps its a shit joke anyway

White isn't a colour

 

[chops]

White isn't a colour

Technically neither is black.

 

[Albalbion]

some people on here really need to get over themselves. i just told that joke to a black guy i know and he found it funny, why? cos its a BLOODY JOKE. get a grip.

 

[sydney]

aaaaaaah fa f*** sake......... made me giggle.

 

[sydney]

what have oysters and uncles got in common..........



one dodgy one can put you off them for life....!!!

extrapolate on that one then..........jaaaaaaaaaysus...!!!!