Joke de jour

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

A coloured man goes for a job at sea, the Captain asks if he has any experience away at sea?
"No", replies the coloured fella, "but i work hard and I am honest."
After thre weeks away at sea, the man is busy swabbing the decks, when a huge wave crashes over the boughs and sweeps him overboard.
The 1st mate runs to the captain and says " You know that coloured fella that we took on, the one who said he was honest?"
"Well he just f***ed off with our mop".

 

[Albalbion]

 

[I'll Get Me Coat]

The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots," she tells him. "All they can say is ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?’"

"That’s awful," the priest agrees, "but I have a solution to your problem. I have two male parrots whom I’ve taught to pray and read the Bible. If we put your parrots with mine, I believe yours will stop saying that awful phrase and will instead learn to recite the word of God."

The next day, the madame brings her parrots to the priest’s house and puts them in with the male parrots, who are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.

"Hi, we’re prostitutes." say the females. "Do you want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks at the other and squawks, "Close the Bible, Frank! Our prayers are answered!"

 

[sam86]

Coloured man? What is he, blue? Green?

 

[sam86]

 

[Biscuit]

Coloured man? What is he, blue? Green?

 

[willyfantastic]

he blue himself?

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Didnt want to put the version I heard............didnt want a ban

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

10 priests die in a coach crash, and go to Heaven.

St Peter tells them if any of them are paedos they can go to hell.

Nine of them start walking, and St Peter shouts to them 'and you can take the deaf one with you'

 

[Norman Potting]

Eddie Stobart - the movie - has just been released


















Not seen it yet but I have seen the trailer.

 

[Scampi]

A coloured man goes for a job at sea, the Captain asks if he has any experience away at sea?
"No", replies the coloured fella, "but i work hard and I am honest."
After thre weeks away at sea, the man is busy swabbing the decks, when a huge wave crashes over the boughs and sweeps him overboard.
The 1st mate runs to the captain and says " You know that coloured fella that we took on, the one who said he was honest?"
"Well he just f***ed off with our mop".

I think this is an excellent joke, after all it's well known that darkies like to steal things....

 

[Eggmundo]

I think this is an excellent joke, after all it's well known that darkies like to steal things....

I imagine it's a 'stereotype' joke.

Like priests being peado's etc.

But hey, you cherry pick your morals.

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

I think this is an excellent joke, after all it's well known that darkies like to steal things....

Time of the month Scampi?

It's a joke.

 

[Lush]

It's racist and shit.

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

It's racist and shit.

+ 1

 

[British Bulldog]

I thought it was quite amusing

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

If you change the 'coloured fella' to 'Scouser, Croydon Pikey, Stains supporter etc', would it still be considered racist?

 

[Pot noodles for everyone]

If you change the 'darkie' to 'Scouser, Croydon Pikey, Stains supporter etc', would it still be considered racist?

Are scousers, Croydon pikeys, Saints Supporters a race? No. These attempt at justifying casual racism are pathetic.

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

Are scousers, Croydon pikeys, Saints Supporters a race? No. These attempt at justifying casual racism are pathetic.

I think I was trying to ask, obviously badly, was that if the op had used Croyden Pikey etc, would anyone have got the grumps?

 

[withdeanwombat]

Yes,it was racist..........and desperately unfunny.