Joke about Britain

[Buzzer]

I didn't say "all". But actually I wouldn't have a problem with there being a limit on the number of Brits permitted to live in Spain ... or anywhere else for that matter. The country belongs to the Spanish and it's up to them to decide how many immigrants they want.

As long as we get the sexy Polish women though, eh?

Can we have first bagsy on those?

 

[Lokki 7]

I didn't say "all". But actually I wouldn't have a problem with there being a limit on the number of Brits permitted to live in Spain ... or anywhere else for that matter. The country belongs to the Spanish and it's up to them to decide how many immigrants they want.

I'm with Buzzer on this. If we're going to ship anyone out I'd start with the munters and the ignorant twats.

 

[Brighton till i die]

yeah that

 

[unnameable]

Did you hear about the Irishman who bought a two-piece jigsaw puzzle? He took it back to the shop because there was no picture on the box.

Did you hear about the Irish football manager? He had the pitch flooded so he could bring on his sub.

What do you call an Irishman with half a brain? Gifted.

I got those jokes from The Sweeney, believe it or not.

You don't want to hear the sort of jokes about blacks, Asians and Jews that did the rounds at my school, circa 1969-1981.

 

[Questions]

What percentage of the population do you think are pure breed ancient Briton?
Should Spain and France send all the brits living over there back home?

I think jokes about that there are too many immigrants in this country funny, even though I do not think there are too many immigrants in this country. I also laugh at Irish jokes though I dont think they are thick.

Do you have to hesitate a little before you laugh at a joke and consult your 2007 Book of ''Jokes that are ok to laugh at''... as - although as rare as a pound of rocking horse shit'' - they do not offend anyone.

 

[Porky]

Years ago, a joke generally started with:- " There was this Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman............
I never heard anyone scream RACISM !!!. Get a life you Politically Correct nerds !

 

[NMH]

Years ago, a joke generally started with:- " There was this Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman............
I never heard anyone scream RACISM !!!. Get a life you Politically Correct nerds !

That was because the Englishman was always the winner since the other two were thick, ugly or handicapped. So it was a true story, rather than a joke

 

[Questions]

Years ago, a joke generally started with:- " There was this Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman............
I never heard anyone scream RACISM !!!. Get a life you Politically Correct nerds !

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman all walk into a bar, the barman shouts:
"What the hell is this? Some kind of a joke?"

 

[Questions]

That was because the Englishman was always the winner since the other two were thick, ugly or handicapped. So it was a true story, rather than a joke

Lets hear the joke then ?