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DavidinSouthampton

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jan 3, 2012
16,611
I don't normally like poetry, but in his case I would make an exception. He's clever, funny when he wants to be, a bit too northern for my liking, but a good thing.
 








Vegas Seagull

New member
Jul 10, 2009
7,782
It's ClarkE

Never forgotten one of the great poetic opening lines

Theatre, theatre
Whenever I'm near t
The theatre
 












catfish

North Stand Brighton Boy
Dec 17, 2010
7,677
Worthing
Haven't seen him perform since 1981 but really enjoyed it.
 




loz

Well-known member
Apr 27, 2009
2,244
W.Sussex
Got all of his stuff, Beasley street is one of the best songs about the UK in the late 70s early 80s. With lyrics like "Sir Keith Joseph smiles and baby dies in a box on Beasley Street"

One of the great come back line after being Heckled... Someone in the crowd shouts something, JCC comes back with “can’t hear you mate cause your mouths full of shit!”
 


cheshunt seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
2,499
'Keith Joseph smiles and a baby dies in a box on Beasley St'. Of course when Ian Duncan Smith smiles the result is very different
 






Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Got all of his stuff, Beasley street is one of the best songs about the UK in the late 70s early 80s. With lyrics like "Sir Keith Joseph smiles and baby dies in a box on Beasley Street"

One of the great come back line after being Heckled... Someone in the crowd shouts something, JCC comes back with “can’t hear you mate cause your mouths full of shit!”

Reminds me of a young Lenny Henry djing at Cinderellas saying to a heckler, " if your cock is as big as your mouth I feel sorry for your girlfriend"
 


smeg

New member
Feb 11, 2013
980
BN13
He most definitely is not shit, he did Chicken Town and that is a classic, plus he was in Ill Manors "Pity the Plight" ...... Nuff said
 


The Mole

Well-known member
Feb 20, 2004
1,100
Bowdon actually , Cheshire
Got all of his stuff, Beasley street is one of the best songs about the UK in the late 70s early 80s. With lyrics like "Sir Keith Joseph smiles and baby dies in a box on Beasley Street"

One of the great come back line after being Heckled... Someone in the crowd shouts something, JCC comes back with “can’t hear you mate cause your mouths full of shit!”

"The rats have all got rickets..."

Brilliant poem

He could also do humour as in I married a monster from outer space and The Day My Pad Went Mad
 










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