Jogging is bad for you - FACT!

[nail-Z]

I've recently taken it upon myself to get a bit fitter and have started jogging.

When out jogging this evening, minding my own business, I noticed another jogger heading towards me. This other jogger was a lady who, let's say, was rather gifted in the breast department.

Being a relative newbie to this jogging lark I still get a bit self concious so I made an effort to pick up the pace a little, so I could majestically whoosh past in an impressive fashion.

What ACTUALLY happened was, during my approach, I turned my ankle rolled over about 3 times coming to rest on someone's lawn in a painful and overweight heap.

I did all I could to pretend I was OK and refuse the offers of help from the other jogger. I limped home feeling an even bigger tit that those I had seen earlier, and now my ankle is as swollen as feck.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

As a fellow jogger I can empathise!

 

[Bozza]

Your electronic gizmo not a lot of help with that then?

(Need a lift tomorrow?)

 

[Bob the Seagull]

Hmm, reading between the lines there, it sounds as though you were a bit too busy looking at her breasts....

 

[Biscuit]

Oh dear..

 

[Lucky_C]

never liked jogging. too much like exercise.

 

[Easy 10]

Hmm, reading between the lines there, it sounds as though you were a bit too busy looking at her breasts....

Do you know....I think Bob could be on to something there....

 

[Gully]

I went to the gym yesterday, had a really good work out, then had a very nice swim today. However, I then had a crazy moment and booked myself up for a Boxercise class on Wednesday evening, haven't tried this before and have a distinct feeling that I have lined myself up to get my head filled in. Has anyone else tried it, and is it the sort of thing a 41 year old bloke of average fitness should be attempting?

 

[Bob the Seagull]

Do you know....I think Bob could be on to something there....

Oh, too innocent for my own good.

Well, if you can't cope with being in the vicinity of one female jogger, how are you going to cope with the Bristol half?!

 

[Easy 10]

Ummm....

...what ?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I went to the gym yesterday, had a really good work out, then had a very nice swim today. However, I then had a crazy moment and booked myself up for a Boxercise class on Wednesday evening, haven't tried this before and have a distinct feeling that I have lined myself up to get my head filled in. Has anyone else tried it, and is it the sort of thing a 41 year old bloke of average fitness should be attempting?

Boxercise a laugh, and yes you'll be fine. You'll need to get some boxercise gloves though

 

[Gully]

They are provided, I might be a little crazy when it comes to exercise...but bare knuckle boxercise would be a bit extreme!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

They are provided, I might be a little crazy when it comes to exercise...but bare knuckle boxercise would be a bit extreme!

Yeah, but wearing gloves others have worn is disgusting!

 

[magoo]

I went to the gym yesterday, had a really good work out, then had a very nice swim today. However, I then had a crazy moment and booked myself up for a Boxercise class on Wednesday evening, haven't tried this before and have a distinct feeling that I have lined myself up to get my head filled in. Has anyone else tried it, and is it the sort of thing a 41 year old bloke of average fitness should be attempting?

Bit gay. Why not actually try boxing or kickboxing? Get you just as fit and defend yourself against happy slappers.

 

[Gully]

Umm, that is just a bit mental, my defence against happy slappers is to run away. Most of them, despite being young, couldn't run for toffee.

 

[Les Biehn]

I ran 17½km in 1½ hours on Saturday followed by 45 mins of weight work. Spent most of Sunday f***ed, tring not to be sick. I think I over did it.

 

[NMH]

Umm, that is just a bit mental, my defence against happy slappers is to run away. Most of them, despite being young, couldn't run for toffee.

Not a bad idea - by running, you separate the pack by their speeds, so you can then suddenly stop and take 'em out one by one until they get the picture

 

[Les Biehn]

Not a bad idea - by running, you separate the pack by their speeds, so you can then suddenly stop and take 'em out one by one until they get the picture

Or make sure you have a friend who is slower than you who you are willing to sacrifice.

 

[tedebear]

I love running, used to run nearly every other day. Both on the treadmill and outside. Problem with running is it tightens the muscles, then you need to do something like yoga to stretch em back out again...

So lads in between your recovering from running, get yourself into a yoga class, HOT yoga near Hove station is quite popular with the young professional woman!

 

[Croydonbloke]

Concentrate on the job in hand instead of some poor defenceless womans breasts and you will be ok next time.