[Albion] joel veltman car stolen

[The Seagull]

I once bought an old clapped out white vauxhall cavalier for £40.. had 3 months mot. Thieves broke in to it by yanking the drivers window frame. The only thing I can think why they did is because the car had a couple of go faster stripes.. luckily house mate had a pole to jam in the door to put the frame back straight.

If you were a decent footballer you’d have a thread full of strangers wringing their hands for your loss !

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

“Decent player doesn’t deserve that to happen to him”. What has him being a good footballer got anything to do about it ?! Seriously, there’s some guff posted on this site sometimes.

Come on, if it was say, Jack Grealish, we’d all be laughing.

 

[Stat Brother]

Come on, if it was say, Jack Grealish, we’d all be laughing.

Grealish behind the wheel of 4 tonnes of death is no laughing matter.

 

[Eric the meek]

Come on, if it was say, Jack Grealish, we’d all be laughing.

Jack Grealish
Zaha
Lamptey
BDB

 

[raymondo]

Be interesting to know if this was stolen by cloning a key from keyless entry. Plenty of Alfa Giulia/Stelvio Quadrifoglios being stolen this way as well as through the radar.

If you have keyless entry on your car, turn it off or keep your keys in a Faraday pouch.

It’s this easy via the radar though, they don’t even need the keys.

shouldn't have taken up two parking spaces, shirley

 

[raymondo]

My car is worth less than yours. If I scrapped it, it would cost me money.

And it's got a leak. When I park it on a slope, the water collects in the back footwell. To drive it, I have to wipe down the windows, even on dry days.
I won't mention the mould.

I spent 6 months finding and fixing the water leak on our old Fiesta...

 

[A1X]

Jack Grealish
Zaha
Lamptey
BDB

BDB doesn’t have a car, he has to get transported everywhere on those lorries they use for wind turbines

 

[Horses Arse]

Mitrovic took it. Went dogging in it amd left it in a terrible state just of the M25. Make sure Joel knows.

 

[TugWilson]

Feel sorry for Joel ( as i would for anyone ) but at least he has 30,000 + pairs of eyes helping .

 

[Eeyore]

My car is worth less than yours. If I scrapped it, it would cost me money.

And it's got a leak. When I park it on a slope, the water collects in the back footwell. To drive it, I have to wipe down the windows, even on dry days.
I won't mention the mould.

My car is worth less than yours and I have a smaller willy than you.

 

[Seagull58]

Left hand drive vehicles generally required to serve that market. Even by my own high standards this is an especially boring remark.

South africa

 

[Cheshire Cat]

It's taxed to 1 August 2023 and insured.

 

[zefarelly]

I spent 6 months finding and fixing the water leak on our old Fiesta...

It's easier to put a bigger hole in the floor than the one in the roof.

COrtinas come with rubber plugs in the floor, the ones with out plugs are solid, the ones with tend to have rotted out. The screen rubbers always leak, even when new As the screens are not the same shape as the aperture.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

rubbers always leak

 

[Eric the meek]

My car is worth less than yours and I have a smaller willy than you.

Have you? Sorry to hear that.

In this spirit of openness, now that I'm 63, mine needs a bit of a crank start these days.

 

[raymondo]

It's easier to put a bigger hole in the floor than the one in the roof.

COrtinas come with rubber plugs in the floor, the ones with out plugs are solid, the ones with tend to have rotted out. The screen rubbers always leak, even when new As the screens are not the same shape as the aperture.

Very true...we just need drainage holes in all car floors.
My first car, a Triumph 1300 saloon (yes, I'm old),... for weeks I heard sloshing sounds in the boot and assumed a huge rainwater leak. I finally () opened the boot to find 2 litres of petrol sloshing around from the leaking, rusting tank, thoughtfully designed into the boot

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

seems veltman car has been stolen in hove, anyone local keeps eyes peeled for it…… decent player doesn’t deserve that to happen to him
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Begs the question which of our players do deserve to have their car stolen ?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Have you? Sorry to hear that.

In this spirit of openness, now that I'm 63, mine needs a bit of a crank start these days.

So tempted to say, corrected for you, but I thought I'd refrain

 

[Live by the sea]

Further proof Hove is the chaviest area of Sussex.

It’s where most of the footballers live , so it’s the most expensive per square foot .

 

[Springal]

It’s where most of the footballers live , so it’s the most expensive per square foot .

Most of the footballers ? Really ?