Jiri Skalak, 23yo Czech attacker, confirmed signing.

[Wellesley]

Happy Henry.

 

[Brighton TID]

really stupid haircut, its a NO from me

 

[Hugo Rune]

I'm in. Injuries to Knockers & Lua Lua and we're in trouble. A great replacement for Elvis.

 

[warmleyseagull]

if he dosen't work out will he be a dud Czech.......
i'll get my coat...

If he's substituted, will he be a bounced Czech?

 

[B52]

If he's substituted, will he be a bounced Czech?

If he brings along a friend....... will he be a Czech Mate

 

[SockMonster]

If he's flying over here he'll have to Czech in first.

 

[Albumen]

A 0-0 draw, highlight of the game is where Jiri brings down an opponent in the area but our keeper saves.

Blankety Blank, Czech booked and pen.

 

[Dumseagull]

A 0-0 draw, highlight of the game is where Jiri brings down an opponent in the area but our keeper saves.

Blankety Blank, Czech booked and pen.

Genius

 

[Eeyore]

He's a friend of mine. A Czech mate.

Edit: Beaten to it. I'll Czech out the other entries in future.

 

[Nathan]

Doesn't sound like this will happen tonight, might Czech back tomorrow for any updates.

 

[dazzer6666]

If he turns out to be another Elvis, the Czech will get returned................

 

[lawros left foot]

really stupid haircut, its a no from me

barber out!!!!!!

 

[Eeyore]

Happy Henry, Vice Chairman of Sport Invest, nevertheless admits that Skalák are closer Islands. "England is his dream."

 

[SeagullinExile]

If he has a low sperm count, would that make him a blank Czech?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I like the sound of this. What are the chances of it happening? Or is this another Bolanos/Calleri deal?

 

[Finchley Seagull]

I like the sound of this. What are the chances of it happening? Or is this another Bolanos/Calleri deal?

Doubt it will have the same issues as the Bolanos/Calleri deal as Europe based but who knows whether it will happen.

 

[Theatre of Trees]

if he's overweight he'll be a Chubby Czecher

 

[Fran112]

Wears Blue & White already, works for me, oh hold on, he can kick a dead ball, mmmmmm

 

[grawhite]

No, it wasn't. The rancor was the monster under Jabba's throne, only Luke was threatened with that, when he defeates the Rancor, he and Han are taken to the Sarlacc pit to be fed to the Sarlacc.

#geekier

This

 

[grawhite]

Well he use to wearing blue n white stripes...