[Albion] Jan Paul van Hecke - contracted to June 2027

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Did anyone else feel it was a bit ominous today after the game?

Him and Mitouma last to leave the pitch. A lot of chest thumping and almost kissing the badge.

I may have been completely wrong, I hope I am, but, it looked like both were saying goodbye.

If anything I think it was supporting Mitoma as everyone else had walked off.

 

[lawros left foot]

If anything I think it was supporting Mitoma as everyone else had walked off.

I really hope you’re right, I would love to be wrong.

 

[Hiheidi]

 

[Mackenzie]

Must try and keep him, MItoma and Baleba if we can.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

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Is it bad that my first thought on seeing that is "Christ we must have some absolute shite up front if that's right"?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Is it bad that my first thought on seeing that is "Christ we must have some absolute shite up front if that's right"?

Er.....not really.
We have three (edited; see posts below) blokes on 10+ goals and more different scorers than any other club

This is what the owner wanted, and what RDZ couldn't deliver.
(You can guess the rest).

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Er.....not really.
We have two blokes on 10+ goals and more different scorers than any other club

This is what the owner wanted, and what RDZ couldn't deliver.
(You can guess the rest).

Oh I'm not saying it's a true or fair reaction.

Just that if I see a chart showing we've got the best defender at passing through defensive lines my first instinct is to ask why we don't have more goals.

Because I am, fundamentally, an arsehole.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Er.....not really.
We have two blokes on 10+ goals and more different scorers than any other club

This is what the owner wanted, and what RDZ couldn't deliver.
(You can guess the rest).

Also, I believe it's three blokes on 10 PL goals.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Also, I believe it's three blokes on 10 PL goals.

You're right. I typed two instead of three because fundamentally (again, you can guess the rest...).

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

You're right. I typed two instead of three because fundamentally (again, you can guess the rest...).

You're a slapdash agent of chaos?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

You're a slapdash agent of chaos?

That's just an aspiration.

But with my patron skills I have now edited the original mistake, albeit with acknowledgement.

 

[Wardy's twin]

Harwood-bellis is second in that list which is impressive given their league position....

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Just that if I see a chart showing we've got the best defender at passing through defensive lines my first instinct is to ask why we don't have more goals.

er… we scored the FIFTH most goals in the Premier League.

Only Liverpool, Arsenal, Man City and Newcastle scored more.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Need to keep such stats under wraps….

Doh!

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

er… we scored the FIFTH most goals in the Premier League.

Only Liverpool, Arsenal, Man City and Newcastle scored more.

That's great. But their players are well down on that chart, so clearly they're making up the difference elsewhere.

I'm just feeling a bit glass half-empty today. Long end-of-holiday train journeys will do that.