I've just been called a TWAT

[SirDouglasLoft]

In Tesco.

I walked past some youths in Tesco, Eastbourne about 20 minutes ago. They state "you look like a right twat".

Ermm okay then.

So does wearing a plain white T (sleeves rolled up just to below my shoulders), rolled up jeans, flip flops and a trilby hat deserve to be called a twat?
Should I have chinned this prick?

Well?

 

[Philzo-93]

Just take the piss that they'll no longer get their precious EMA

Gets them everytime since Cameron came into power

 

[Whitterz]

In Tesco.

I walked past some youths in Tesco, Eastbourne about 20 minutes ago. They state "you look like a right twat".

Ermm okay then.

So does wearing a plain white T (sleeves rolled up just to below my shoulders), rolled up jeans, flip flops and a trilby hat deserve to be called a twat?Should I have chinned this prick?

Well?

Yes

 

[Questions]

In Tesco.

I walked past some youths in Tesco, Eastbourne about 20 minutes ago. They state "you look like a right twat".

Ermm okay then.

So does wearing a plain white T (sleeves rolled up just to below my shoulders), rolled up jeans, flip flops and a trilby hat deserve to be called a twat?
Should I have chinned this prick?

Well?

A trilby you say ? They may have a point Doug.

 

[blue and white army]

I've never been keen on that rolled up 'Danyl Johnson' jean look, TWAT

Just laugh it off, has always been the best technique to deal with abuse

 

[public school boy]

You twat

 

[Jam The Man]

There We Are Then!

 

[portlock seagull]

Kill them - tends to shut chavy kids up.

 

[Gully]

...just tell them that it takes one to know one!

On second thoughts, maybe not, I did that when I was a kid and got a punch in the kisser for my efforts!

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

You are a twat if you go round wearing a trilby.

 

[Husty]

So does wearing a plain white T (sleeves rolled up just to below my shoulders), rolled up jeans, flip flops and a trilby hat deserve to be called a twat?

Yes

 

[andywhing4england]

Are you really worried what EASTBOURNE TEENAGERS think about you?...

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

It could have been worse ............................











































































You could have been wearing your Asda uniform.

 

[Whitterz]

Are you really worried what EASTBOURNE TEENAGERS think about you?...

Have you ever been to Eastbourne?, the teenagers here are GANGSTA.



innit.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

I'm not at all proud of my response to them, it was "Isn't it passed your bedtime". Because they looked about 14.

I've never been keen on that rolled up 'Danyl Johnson' jean look, TWAT

Just laugh it off, has always been the best technique to deal with abuse

Who?

You twat

Likewise.

...just tell them that it takes one to know one!

On second thoughts, maybe not, I did that when I was a kid and got a punch in the kisser for my efforts!

Indeed.

You are a twat if you go round wearing a trilby.

Each to there own.

So does wearing a plain white T (sleeves rolled up just to below my shoulders), rolled up jeans, flip flops and a trilby hat deserve to be called a twat?

Yes

Cheers Hust. At least I'm not a knob jockey like you, I suppose.

Are you really worried what EASTBOURNE TEENAGERS think about you?...

Shit I didn't think of that! Well done for that.

 

[Hiney]

So does wearing a plain white T (sleeves rolled up just to below my shoulders), rolled up jeans, flip flops and a trilby hat deserve to be called a twat?

That says COMPLETE TWAT to me.

Andrew Ridgley meets Danyl Johnson

:safeway

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Is this the "indie" look then?

I shouldn't let labels bother you Matt, I get called a chav at work on the basis I wear gold and won't attend their poxy hippy rock festivals. Hasn't done me no harm, having an arsehole like a balloon knot aside.

 

[patchamalbion]

In Tesco.

I walked past some youths in Tesco, Eastbourne about 20 minutes ago. They state "you look like a right twat".

Ermm okay then.

So does wearing a plain white T (sleeves rolled up just to below my shoulders), rolled up jeans, flip flops and a trilby hat deserve to be called a twat?
Should I have chinned this prick?

Well?

they actually walked up and said that to you?...thats comedy

 

[Insel affe]

In Tesco.

I walked past some youths in Tesco, Eastbourne about 20 minutes ago. They state "you look like a right twat".

The correct reply would be either

"if you wanna come outside i can make you look like a twat too if you think you have the bollox........... "

Or

" ha............. says the prick hanging out in Tesco........ "

 

[matt]

Do you have unusually short limbs?