Its back....COACH TRIP!

[Scotty Mac]

they have been kicked off the race track for going TOO fast - its a bloody race for god sake

typical bloody french

 

[Scotty Mac]

further to yesterdays question - jenny WOULD get it

 

[Scotty Mac]

they are NOT liking those snails - bring on the frogs legs

 

[Scotty Mac]

oh my days - danny and carol have got the yellow

maybe ray was right and the youngsters are sticking together - the tensions are going to RISE

 

[Scotty Mac]

oh yes yes yes!

look at these two new ones - they look AMAZING

 

[hans kraay fan club]

oh yes yes yes!

look at these two new ones - they look AMAZING

Details??

 

[Scotty Mac]

Details??

they are OLD, one is called sheila, the other is a bloke with a name that i have no idea how to type, both wear glasses and they look like a more exciting version of ray and glynes

with the old v young divide already coming into play, i cant WAIT to see where these two fit in - they do, unfortunately, seem quite nice from the brief introduction and not at all PARANOID like ray

 

[little al]

Don't knock the oldies, remember when they had to DJ in Ibiza and the old girl (Joyce?) won the competition, a couple of years ago?

 

[biggles]

anyone remember the 2 sisters in there 40/50s in the episode with the jellied eels , god those 2 woman were so so funny , the fatter one of the 2 kept going into fits of laughter and holding her crutch saying "ive peed myself" , legends

 

[Scotty Mac]

its day four, and the coach is in the city of love after entering paris

we have sheila and her husband as the new travelers, and it will be interesting to see how they get on with the much-discussed young-old divide that ray pointed at for his departure, brendan has hinted at and has become more evident with danny and his missus getting the yellow yesterday

with horse riding to be experienced by the party following their removal from the go karting track for going too fast in a race, today has the making of a CLASSIC

three minutes until the off

 

[Scotty Mac]

brendan is a right BITCH

"when jason got on i felt sorry for the horse, his bottom is sooooo large"

 

[Scotty Mac]

brendans horse is out of CONTROL!

 

[little al]

Jenna would get it hard.

 

[Scotty Mac]

"it tasted alright, then i was told it was horse and i just wanted to gip it up"

brendan has CRIED over eating the poor horse - what a man

 

[little al]

Scotty, have you seen the Wiki page for it?

Coach Trip - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Scotty Mac]

why the f*** is jenny not doing this dancing? i want to see a wardrobe malfunction

 

[little al]

why the f*** is jenny not doing this dancing? i want to see a wardrobe malfunction

Jenna is much nicer.

 

[Scotty Mac]

jenny and anne have their first yellow - jenny needs to buck her f***ing ideas up and start doing some activities, preferably ones that involve potential wardrobe malfunctions or full on nudity

 

[Scotty Mac]

oh yes yes yes - it looks like we MAY have a proposal from danny to carol - and a TURNING DOWN

tomorrows is quite clearly MUST see television - and im going to f***ing miss it! thank the lord for 40d

 

[Scotty Mac]

Scotty, have you seen the Wiki page for it?

Coach Trip - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

that page brings back some CLASSIC memories - particularly of phil the yorkshireman from series one, who HATED foreign food and as such spent most of the trip hungry

what a HERO