Is it possible to have a POO without doing a WEE at the same time?

[fataddick]

I dont think you can.....just about to try...i'll post the results!

Who to?

 

[Falkor]

Certainly is. Usually have a piss anyway after having a dump because it saves time later.

I find when I ejaculate I sometimes fart which can be a bit embarrassing, especially if they stink.

Bwahahahaha

 

[Durlston]

Dude - f***. Doesn't that hurt?

Nope. Depends what position I'm in with my good lady.

 

[El Presidente]

Yea I noticed that but couldn't be bothered to edit it as most would likely miss it especially El Presidente, Its one of those where the meaning is obvious even if the accuracy isn't.

I understood the sentiment, just put it down to your enthusiasm to communicate it L x

 

[looney]

I understood the sentiment, just put it down to your enthusiasm to communicate it L x

I doubt thats the biggest COCK UP ive made this month.

 

[El Presidente]

I doubt thats the biggest COCK UP ive made this month.

You little tinker you

 

[Lady Gull]

Certainly is. Usually have a piss anyway after having a dump because it saves time later.

I find when I ejaculate I sometimes fart which can be a bit embarrassing, especially if they stink.

Lol is that a turbo powered orgasm then?

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Certainly is. Usually have a piss anyway after having a dump because it saves time later.

I find when I ejaculate I sometimes fart which can be a bit embarrassing, especially if they stink.

I genuinely laughed out loud

 

[SeagullinExile]

Certainly is. Usually have a piss anyway after having a dump because it saves time later.

I find when I ejaculate I sometimes fart which can be a bit embarrassing, especially if they stink.

This made me piss myself...u r weird fella!

 

[SeagullinExile]

Who to?

Dougie Freedman

 

[Durlston]

This made me piss myself...u r weird fella!

I wish I'd never said it now.

 

[SeagullinExile]

I wish I'd never said it now.

Do you have a glass top coffee table by any chance?

 

[TSB]

Indeed it has. What crap!

Rubbish, You IDIOT!

 

[Lady Gull]

I wish I'd never said it now.

Too late we all know your little secret now!!!

I just asked my fella if he's ever done that and he said - he doesn't think so but then winked and said I'll try it tonight!!

 

[SeagullinExile]

Too late we all know your little secret now!!!

I just asked my fella if he's ever done that and he said - he doesn't think so but then winked and said I'll try it tonight!!

LMFAO...you're in for a good night tonight love...ewww!

 

[Brighton TID]

Technically speaking I haven't got a fecking clue. Do you have piss flaps? May make a difference if push comes to shuv

 

[Lady Gull]

LMFAO...you're in for a good night tonight love...ewww!

I know - that's what I thought! Note to self - go to bed early and pretend to be asleep!!!

 

[Durlston]

Too late we all know your little secret now!!!

I just asked my fella if he's ever done that and he said - he doesn't think so but then winked and said I'll try it tonight!!

Hope you enjoy your nookie tonight, Lady Gull. x

 

[darkcore1977]

Certainly is. Usually have a piss anyway after having a dump because it saves time later.

I find when I ejaculate I sometimes fart which can be a bit embarrassing, especially if they stink.

To much charlie dready...

 

[Lady Gull]

Hope you enjoy your nookie tonight, Lady Gull. x

LOL I'll be listening out now as he's on the last vinegar stroke