Is it possible to have a POO without doing a WEE at the same time?

[El Presidente]

Having just dropped off the kids at the pool, and flushed the bangers and mash away, I am pondering on one of the big questions of life.

I can't recall ever opening the bomb doors without an accompanying stream. Am I unique?

 

[SK1NT]

This has been posted before

 

[Woodchip]

Think Chappers may have started this thread before... So that's a big fat FIXTURES!

Sent by the power of 1000 turtles

 

[Rosa]

Shit knows?

 

[brightn'ove]

it depends how hard you SQUEEZE

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

This has been posted before

Me. Circa 2004.

 

[SK1NT]

Me. Circa 2004.

yea thats it.. remember now... trying to dig it out..... its something to do with the pressure relase on the prostate...

 

[El Presidente]

This has been posted before

Suspect I have posted it myself too, but it has never been properly answered IMO.

 

[looney]

If your bladder is empty then no, if it is full then yes.

 

[El Presidente]

If your bladder is empty then no, if it is full then yes.

Cheers Loonster.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

yea thats it.. remember now... trying to dig it out..... its something to do with the pressure relase on the prostate...

Tried squeezing the end of your willy? Or I can do it for you if you like?

 

[Notters' Dad]

This has been posted before

Indeed it has. What crap!

 

[Eggmundo]

Although I do find this thread both enlightening and informative, I'd much rather discuss the crap home attendance Palarse are going to get tomorrow.

 

[Notters' Dad]

If your bladder is empty then no, if it is full then yes.

Shirley that's back to front, so to speak?

 

[SeagullinExile]

I dont think you can.....just about to try...i'll post the results!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

If you know your jobbie is going to be a bit liquefied its worth holding back the piss for a minute or two and then to swish around the pan afterwards thus avoiding use of the bog brush.

 

[looney]

Shirley that's back to front, so to speak?

Yea I noticed that but couldn't be bothered to edit it as most would likely miss it especially El Presidente, Its one of those where the meaning is obvious even if the accuracy isn't.

 

[Durlston]

Certainly is. Usually have a piss anyway after having a dump because it saves time later.

I find when I ejaculate I sometimes fart which can be a bit embarrassing, especially if they stink.

 

[SeagullinExile]

I dont think you can.....just about to try...i'll post the results!

Nope..tried but failed...proper good shit though!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Certainly is. Usually have a piss anyway after having a dump because it saves time later.

I find when I ejaculate I sometimes fart which can be a bit embarrassing, especially if they stink.

Dude - f***. Doesn't that hurt?